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@MalevolentManda
MalevolentManda 🎮 I hate people. I hope the world ends.
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Literally 4 different people tried to kill me on the highway today. 😆
I was the last alive. Killed a team of 3. Revived both of my teammates. Warzone #PS4share youtu.be/UcYkqgRoUvg
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I will now be posting tweets about the stupidity of life. For my first decree, this is for the food and drink industry, it is too EARLY for pumpkin spice. We do not want it. Thank you. That is all. #killthepumpkinspice
Shitty parents in a grocery store episode 2: Kid screaming in the store at 9 am cause dad took her tablet. Let's normalize not giving our children cell phones the second they vacate the womb. 😂
Firstly, why do you bring your CHILD to the store and expect them not to ask for something? Secondly you're going to scold her for thinking of others? Shame on you. Do the rest of us a favor and don't reproduce if you're going to emotionally scar your children.
Shitty parents in a grocery store; Episode 1. Part 1. This lady is yelling at her maybe 4 or 5 year old about asking for something. "I said you could get one cheap item, not 1 item for everyone!!" Let's unpack this.
"Laugh so hard til your thumbs don't work" -Britney Brignac 😂
Omg. 😂😂😂
How Lebron was when he found out James Harden went to the Nets 🏀🤣💀
I really said "let me drink iced coffee in 40 degree weather." Ooop. 😂
All these people out here really thinking when midnight hits covid will disappear. 😂🤣😂🤣 #DontDrinkAndDrive #StopTheMadness
Do anniversaries count if you break up every other month? #askingforafriend #stopthemadness 😂😂 I really wanna know though!
Half of this is from me. 😂😂
THANK YOU for all of your continued support year after year, none of this would be possible without you all. ♥️
8 y/o: Are you on the naughty or nice list? My boss: I'm on the nice list. I'm definitely getting presents. 8 y/o: Well I'm on both cause nobody's perfect. 😂😂 #kidssaythedarndestthings
I had to use tongs to get my coffee syrup out of the cabinet. 😭😂 #shortgirlproblems
I strongly feel that @breakingbenj is severely slept on. What an amazing band broooooo. I LOVE them. 😍😍
Imagine driving a big douchy truck and coming to damn near COMPLETE stop to go over a speed bump. #ifyoucantdriveitdontbuyit
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