Dr. Romance
@MalinCursive
hi, I’m Mal. I live in a nerd commune with great people. MtG, DotA 2, Eternal Return, MK11, tabletops. I live in therapy. Marxist punk since 2010
Dit vind je misschien leuk
I’m at the OBGYN about to get an IUD to help with cramps, And I said to my doctor “sometimes I imagine that under your mask you have a beak” and she left the room what if she doesn’t come back
The Hypocrites on parade. Watch them on CNN, the BBC, read them wall-to-wall. Now imagine a strategic enclave of Britons, or French, or Germans, or Americans under violent siege - shelled and terrorised - for eight years. Would this be tolerated by the rulers of the world?
Man I don’t know what’s up with the folks in Pekin, Illinois but there’s a lot of proper nerds around here who’ve complimented my Magic the gathering shirt, or my shitty kingdom hearts tattoos, or my even shittier cowboy bebop tattoo. Thanks fellow nerds, whoever you were
Today I accidentally scared a blind dog. What did you do to help America
The French horn is the only musical instrument that is openly homosexual
portal 2 is ten years old
I used the word “shithead” in my paper twice and my professor gave me an A. Neat
Lawson overheard me say to the dog, “You know what Gizmo, you’re right. the best thing we CAN do for our country right now is listen to Ace of Base” and now he’s making fun of me
I wanted to smoke really badly so I threw my e-cigarette in the trash instead, this either means I quit smoking or that I’ll be fishing around in the trash can later and whining about it
I always get the Benny Hill music stuck in my head when I’m trying to study for a test
Hey @tedcruz I know you’ve outlawed the female orgasm in your personal life but are you going to introduce legislation about it into congress
I’ve been singing songs from Mulan at my dog for the last half hour and he looks like he’s ready to take his own life
Strolling along the vacant beach with my wife last Christmas in Ocean City was truly sublime
Poor meow
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