Mama Elsa
@MamaElse
I am the Mama Elsa the on Real Housewives of Miami. These are the wise sayings of the Mama Elsa. #famous #mamaelsa
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If Kim Kardashian didn't already gets knocked up by the Kanye she would have last night at new year eves. #mamaelsa
My new endorserments contracts with Montezuma is worth more than your shitty ass boob job you Miami bitches.
Mama Elsa just sign big contracts with Montezuma Tequila for official spokeslady of Montezum Tequila. #mamaelsa
I have been told I have a you-probably-eat-little-children-for-breakfast face. Mama Elsa say FUCK YOU peoples!
Mama Elsa says to be careful when you are drinking and driving tonight for New Years Eve. Love, Mama Elsa.
Mama Else miss Dick. Clark you crazy peoples. DICK CLARK. I miss Dick oh I do.
A melted face is not as fun as my doctors said it would be.
I fucked Kanye before Kim. But Mama Elsa ovaries dried up 40 years ago.
When people look at my face they call 911. PEOPLE YOU STOP THIS!
I need to follow a bitch with a more fucked up face than mine.
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