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Mama Elsa

@MamaElse

I am the Mama Elsa the on Real Housewives of Miami. These are the wise sayings of the Mama Elsa. #famous #mamaelsa

If Kim Kardashian didn't already gets knocked up by the Kanye she would have last night at new year eves. #mamaelsa


Ok everybodys who got some booty last night lets hear it now!!! :) xoxoxo #mamaelsa


@262Valeria91 @DrakeChoseYou Huh who is this I am Mama Elsa


Already smell like dirty pussy in south beach. Going to be long night in SoBe. #mamaelsa


Lots of womens will have babies in October.


My new endorserments contracts with Montezuma is worth more than your shitty ass boob job you Miami bitches.


Mama Elsa just sign big contracts with Montezuma Tequila for official spokeslady of Montezum Tequila. #mamaelsa


I have been told I have a you-probably-eat-little-children-for-breakfast face. Mama Elsa say FUCK YOU peoples!


I will be the hottest bitch at the hottest parties in the South Beach tonight. #mamaelsa #fuckyeah


Sometimes Mama Elsa needs to be touched like a womans.


Mama Elsa says to be careful when you are drinking and driving tonight for New Years Eve. Love, Mama Elsa.


Mama Else miss Dick. Clark you crazy peoples. DICK CLARK. I miss Dick oh I do.


Is Mama Elsa face on the Pinterests?


A melted face is not as fun as my doctors said it would be.


Fuck Justin Biebers


I fucked Kanye before Kim. But Mama Elsa ovaries dried up 40 years ago.


I don't know how my dildos get in there.


Diaper change.


When people look at my face they call 911. PEOPLE YOU STOP THIS!


I need to follow a bitch with a more fucked up face than mine.


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