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@ManCardLost

@ManCardLost FOLLOWS YOU

Ladies, stop saying "All Guys are the same" when the only guys you go after are complete douche bags.


If a man shaves his arms and legs...He might as well shave is vagina too.


Aug. = Madden NFL 14 Sep. = Grand Theft Auto 5 Oct. = NBA 2k14 Nov. = Call of Duty: Ghost The fall is going to SUCK for girls


Using a chaser to take a shot. #ManCardRevoked


Two words no guy wants to hear, "heavy flow"


#WeCantDateIf another guy is your "best friend"


I once wrestled an anaconda for 4 straight days... Then I realized I was just masturbating


Crying after a girl breaks up with you makes you look like such a pussy


Sitting down while taking a piss...#ManCardRevoked


Driving a minivan under any circumstances is never accepted.


"Yoga pants are ugly" -said by no one ever


Getting a dog that will not be at least as tall as your knee when full-grown. #ManCardRevoked


You follow Justin Bieber on Twitter. #ManCardRevoked


We can fly to the moon and do all sorts of crazy shit but we can't stop Mexicans from coming in our country illegally? C'mon now...


Any guy that watches Glee should get beat up


Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?


If you wear Hollister past seventh grade I'm just gonna assume you enjoy the taste of another man's penis


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