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mandy layfield

@MandyLayfield

WARNING! DO NOT ADD if easily offended! May contain extreme sarcasm, swearing or filth :)

They want to look for things to place around their home that reminds them of their travels Why the fuck didnt they buy them wen traveling ?


Anybody fancy emigrating, gimme a shout!


Posh porridge? That served from a condom?


Well that's my filofax and shifts sorted out. Just need to put my Xmas presents away now!


@dundeewifey I'm going again, cos I still feel crap xxx


Sorry av not been on twitter today. Ive been reading up on 'HOW NOT TO BE A CUNT'.


I'l be back when my mojo returns :)


@flittsy I'm fine hunnie, just feeling lonely x Just ignore me :) xx


THINK MY BUBBLE HAS BURST :( 


Gimps 'R' Us are setting on staff today, I seriously suggest you get yourself down there!


I'm also a heartless bitch I'm sorry for unfollowing because your profile is full of kisses & lovehearts #ThatCanFuckOff


I'm also a critical twat too! I'm sorry for unfollowing you because your profile name is shear shite!


Oh, n I'm shallow too! I'm sorry I unfollowed you because your an ugly Cunt in your avi.


I'm a bad tempered bastard, I'm sorry xx


Well that warmed the bath up :)


@lesbette @numbnuts72 Shook the quilt n broke my glass so he kicked off. Another fight n now it's ok x


@numbnuts72 bye x. Nearly cut my foot off!!! Sorry for replying too late xx


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