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Martin*

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#NoShaveNovember does not apply to females. Don't be disgusting, ladies.


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One of my pet peeves is women who don't put the toilet seat back up when they're finished.


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Fat women want to be thinner. Thin women want bigger boobs. Big-boobed women want clothes to fit better. And you know what men want? Women.


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Wife: Im Leaving You For A Woman. Daughter: I Just Got A Girlfriend. Dad: Does Anybody Here Like Guys Son: I DO 😏 Dad: 😡😡😡😡😡


Jack Parow: aweh.. i have 1 more double ticket to give-away to the CLUB HOLLYWOOD jol this SATURDAY.. share this post if you want to win!!


"@SpeakComedy: *...Jah dis nie lekker om so goed gebou te wees ni...*


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Do sluts call their private parts public parts?


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School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more... then you work until you die. Great.


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American Presidents: ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☻


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Boobs= no ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win.


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Does your mom know you're a whore?


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