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Until you realise other people didn't see you socially drink and you're not just get your drink on before hitting up woolies for snacks


Things I recommend: going to woolies tipsy to buy snacks. Lots of snacksssss


Meant to be sleeping but instead I've had a million ideas for Bentley's Halloween costume. What is my life?


Protect our pets: food regulations now! - Sign the Petition! chn.ge/2vWJJSH via @ChangeAUS


Waiting for Bentley to eat my assignment. C'mon buddy don't let me down 🐶


First day of my annual leave for a week and I can already feel it's going far too quick 😨😨


Well ain't next week going to be fun af.


Which I think is just as productive when he becomes famous and then I won't need to do my assignments anymore!


I should probably start my assignments tomorrow however I'll probably end up setting up Bentley an Instagram account instead.


I think I've had a rather productive weekend, I taught Bentley to jump through a hoop.


I truly pride myself on being the most extra dog mum you'll ever meet.

MariaSIMPLEPLAN's tweet image. I truly pride myself on being the most extra dog mum you'll ever meet.

Up early taking Bentley to his VIP pawty he was invited to. He's got his bowtie on and he's pumped!


I'm romantic af. Cute walks together? Nah I just need you for the poop.


Waiting for Scott to get home so we can take Bentley for a walk. I still can't bend over to pick up a poo if he does one. That's why I need to bring Scott 💩


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Apparently someone put a fighting fish in a tequila bottle for decoration on #HouseRules? This makes me so fucking mad. This is NOT okay and the fact it was allowed and aired on TV is fucking disgusting.


Well my sim better hit up the gym then!

According to a study, women lost weight just from watching their virtual reality avatars practicing healthy lifestyles.



Chilling with Bentley while I spam Scott with dog videos because I'm a fun partner like that.


1am, still awake. Struggling to fall asleep while in pain despite being exhausted af


Otherwise I'd be walking my ass to the doctor's this afternoon haha


Couldn't be more thankful to Scott's fuel card right now. $1.60 to fill a 70L tank that drinks petrol faster than anything.


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