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Mario Kitandwe

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Been on this app for years and this is the first time I'm seeing Nigeria lose a cyber war. Crazy when you even think it's to Namibia 💔😂😂 Not South Africa, not Ghana, not Kenya. Not USA. N A M I B I A 😂

Namibians told Nigerians their tourism failed because they ate all their wildlife 😭



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I got a theory that The 76ers switched out Embiid's piss with Paul George and sent it to the league

Joel Embiid has been playing lights out lately… sheesh. 39 POINTS 10 REBOUNDS 2 BLOCKS 30+ points in 6 of his last 7 games. 👀 (via @realapp)

LegionHoops's tweet image. Joel Embiid has been playing lights out lately… sheesh.

39 POINTS
10 REBOUNDS
2 BLOCKS

30+ points in 6 of his last 7 games. 👀 (via @realapp)


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A black man in a club full of argentine fans and players , God protect my boy.

🚨🔴⚪️ Ademola Lookman to Atlético Madrid, here we go! The agreement is in place on every detail. €35m fixed fee, €5m add-ons to Atalanta and long term deal agreed by Lookman after decision last night. Atlético, planning now for travel and medical next for the Nigerian. 🇳🇬

FabrizioRomano's tweet image. 🚨🔴⚪️ Ademola Lookman to Atlético Madrid, here we go! The agreement is in place on every detail.

€35m fixed fee, €5m add-ons to Atalanta and long term deal agreed by Lookman after decision last night.

Atlético, planning now for travel and medical next for the Nigerian. 🇳🇬


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Have you ever gotten a gig and it backfired on the way but you can't stop coz you ate ekigati 🍞kyabasaja, His Worship Asiimwe accepted Nameere's kigati & decided to do a recount & now several boxes were found open, empty and some with only nrm ballots but bro is still counting😂

Allano56's tweet image. Have you ever gotten a gig and it backfired on the way but you can't stop coz you ate ekigati 🍞kyabasaja, His Worship Asiimwe
accepted Nameere's kigati & decided to do a recount & now several boxes were found open, empty and some with only nrm ballots but bro is still counting😂

There's this breed of Ugandans. They dress like this man, speak exactly like him and always hold two phones. Once you meet them, know that you have met a conman.

VIDEO: Masaka Chief Magistrate Abert Asiimwe explains the vote recount and tallying exercise, now in its third day, at the Masaka City Electoral Commission offices in Kizungu. On Sunday, Asiimwe said at least five ballot boxes have been flagged for irregularities, including…



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Masaka Woman MP vote recount unearths gross mismatch in numbers. The recount has uncovered glaring variations in the number of ballot papers counted at various polling stations and the numbers captured on the declaration of results forms #MonitorUpdates monitor.co.ug/uganda/news/na…


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In @NRMOnline we have overzealous cadres and we must put a stop to this kind of nonsense. This lady wants to get to Parliament, and quickly get money for a car and a few months' benefits and then the court will order fresh elections or reinstate the actual winner. We must say no.

Masaka Woman MP vote recount unearths gross mismatch in numbers. The recount has uncovered glaring variations in the number of ballot papers counted at various polling stations and the numbers captured on the declaration of results forms #MonitorUpdates monitor.co.ug/uganda/news/na…



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Idk how to explain it but he the DJ Akademiks of billionaires

Elon is so friendless that he struggled to buy his way on to the super paedophile island



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Another lifetime "president"

Burkina Faso’s military government dissolves political parties aje.news/6yhcmd

AJEnglish's tweet image. Burkina Faso’s military government dissolves political parties aje.news/6yhcmd


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God damn old niggas be fetishizing misery

In a 2018 interview with PEOPLE, Denzel Washington spoke about his long marriage to his wife.

Complex's tweet image. In a 2018 interview with PEOPLE, Denzel Washington spoke about his long marriage to his wife.


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They don't build them like this anymore.

Bossyator's tweet image. They don't build them like this anymore.

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They said she was lying. Now he's gloating and traumatising her all over again. You cannot claim to have a shred of humanity or decency and defend this. We really are in hell.


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Being over drunk might be top 3 worst feelings of all time



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The game is rigged man. No one’s getting out of the block 😂😂

Goal keeper not to score. 18 games … odd 15: free money



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Bill Belichick could have cussed out my momma and I would have voted for him for the HOF. A bad look for the entire committee.


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Many, many years ago ... my big brother Michael Wasswa Musoke aka Mawiko (left), together with the current newly elected Mayor of Kampala City, Eng. Balimwezo. This was Busoga College Mwiri. In their college days, they both had a love for bodybuilding and sports. Someone tag…

kezio_musoke's tweet image. Many, many years ago ... my big brother Michael Wasswa Musoke aka Mawiko (left), together with the current newly elected Mayor of Kampala City, Eng. Balimwezo. This was Busoga College Mwiri. In their college days, they both had a love for bodybuilding and sports. 

Someone tag…

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one of the funniest takes on this issue because china literally has state mandated “affirmative action” for all ethnic minorities that range from bonus points in entrance exams to lower barriers of entry for admission.

Go woke, go broke - Harvard’s latest failure. My latest in @FoxNewsOpinion. 🔗 in next post.

ishapiro's tweet image. Go woke, go broke - Harvard’s latest failure. My latest in @FoxNewsOpinion. 🔗 in next post.


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I guess these two have Singapore passports. Cheers mate ✌️

Owishemwe's tweet image. I guess these two have Singapore passports. Cheers mate ✌️

This is where the power of the Kenyan passport and constitution comes in. Have you ever picked a Kenyan citizen in Kenya before? Or does the concept of having rights in your own country not click to you.



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Hon Dr Baryomunsi,is this not "hitting below the belt"?

INTERNAL MATTER? ICT Minister, Chris Baryomunsi, has publicly stated that Dr. Kizza Besigye’s wife, Winnie Byanyima, is not listed among the three official next-of-kin permitted to bring him food or maintain routine contact at Luzira Maximum Security Prison.



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I saw this and now I can't unsee it. The systematic segregation of and hatred for Baganda is not accidental. Context: Luweero 1980s 🤦

sasmvn's tweet image. I saw this and now I can't unsee it. The systematic segregation of and hatred for Baganda is not accidental. Context: Luweero 1980s 🤦

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