Fun fat: when I came out to my aunt I accidentally hit her boob and apologized then she said "it's okay! I know you didn't like it!" 🙃
One minor inconvenience away from booking my throat tattoo. At least if I’m gunna get fucked might as well make it worth it
A man was yelling at me and said “are you going to pay my bill?” To which I responded “no but the company will give credits based off the service outage” the man responds “it’s not about money”. SIR YOU JUST ASKED ME IF IM PAYING YOUR BILL WTFDYM
The way people wear diapers to stand at Times Square for New Year’s Eve ball drop. My stomach would never let me do that, with or without diapers 💀
Erica to Nicki “what was your turning point” I was waiting for Nicki to say “well I married a predator and since we elected one in government It only feels right”
Being a manager is going to the bathroom and having to answer questions through the door 😭 I just want to poop in piece
Not me frantically searching for my phone meanwhile i’m using it to take pictures ._.
I forgot Canada’s drag race was on last night - opened instagram and immediately ruined the episode 🙄
Not @Netflix_CA telling me I need to sign in with a temporary passcode to MY OWN ACCOUNT because “I’m not apart of a household”. BITCH ITS MY ACCOUNT. WDYM???
Tokyo Toni posted a self directed memoir/interview. I cannot take her seriously 😭
Do republicans not understand that Puerto Rico is in America & that makes bad bunny American? 💀 Talking about how they “want an American at the Super Bowl” …you got one tho?
The druski show last night is actually wild. People are complaining and 100% have the right to since these performers were advertised. But y’all. Do you think Snoop Dogg, Justin bieber and Soulja boy are going to a show that tickets were $60?…
A guy came in yesterday and got the new iPhone…2 hours later comes back to complain he dropped the device and shattered the screen protector and that a screen protector is useless…the screen guard shattered so he would’ve shattered the screen without it ._.
At least once a day I stress about having to finish homework… I haven’t been in school for almost 10 years now…
They single handedly destroyed their game and don’t even care about anyone that actually spent money. #FuckGunMedia
The team is getting closer to being done with work on the peer-to-peer patch. We wanted to provide some clarity on how peer-to-peer works, what to expect, and more over on the Hub: bit.ly/P2PHubPost
9 years ago she left music and never came back 😭 but happy 20th
20 years ago, i left my country, my culture, my food, and family to embark on a journey that started with the release of my very first body of music! So many of you were a part of my life and career since the very beginning, and some of you have joined the adventure along the…
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