Maris
@Maris_Cook
Paris with an M. Watch me embarrass myself. instagram: mariscook
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Today at work a group of girls attached a full on ring light to the table in order to take selfies and videos while drinking at the bar....I’ve officially lost all faith in humanity
News Flash: Your body can be full of cancer and if there is a video showing you getting shot in the chest and bleeding to death, the cancer didn’t kill you, the hemorrhagic shock did. I don’t care what underlying conditions Mr. Floyd had. He had one cause of death—Derek Chauvin.
Who else be doing this dumb shit?
Moments after putting my feet in the Pacific Ocean after walking across America 🙏🏻 Thank you all for the support. Keep going
Wtf happened to me, I used to be funny.......
Taylor Swifts new song reminds me of when Robin Sparkles became Robin Daggers 💁🏻
my life may be an absolute mess but at least i don’t have a nicotine addiction from a flash drive
I can’t wait to not watch the Super Bowl and then not know what everyone is talking about over memes, commercials, and celebrities for the next 3 weeks 🎉
I’m really bad at making new friends, not because I’m not social or outgoing but because I make plans and then regret making them because I’d rather watch movies at home and sleep. 🤷🏻♀️
This whole not being able to buy alcohol on Sundays is really messing with my weekend wine routine.
For people defending Izzo and Dantonio for covering up the things their players did:shame on you. Covering up sexual assault in ANY CASE is reason for punishment.The people who covered up for Nassar are equal to Izzo & Dantonio just because you like them doesn’t give them a pass.
I met Brett Eldredge the other day at work ¬ realizing who it was I asked how to spell his last name to put him in a class. I didn’t realize it was him until I was giving him a tour of the place, I immediately freaked & tripped over myself👌🏼 I’m still hoping he didn’t see it
I swear to god, I use to be able to drink a fifth of tequila and have a grand ol’ time and now I drink a glass of wine and think to myself “woah, one more glass and I’ll be passed out. I need to chill”
There's a crazy person throwing paper towels at people in Puerto Rico... @RealDonaldTrump
If all your family members came home last night. Be a decent person today.
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