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Mark Barrett

@MarkABarrett

A woman is only a woman but a good cigar is a smoke.

Reliving the pleasure of watching @Joey7Barton embarrass himself.


What's happened to Ryan Giggs' eyebrows?


Table Tennis is the new Rock 'n' Roll.


Neil Lennon has the slowest eye blinking technique I think I've ever seen.


Tony style flams. You beauty.


I miss breakfast at Watson's.


Nani'll do alright under Moyes.


"Daddy's been watching cwicket all day!" Brainwashing my daughter...


Listening to mixes of new songs from The Hoax. Fat and warm. That's the songs by the way, not me. I like being warm but could never be fat.


Mark Radcliffe had it right the first time.


From Los Angeles to Matlock...


I don't believe Stephen Fry likes Darts at all. I think he just pretends to in an effort to appear 'cool'.


In the process of removing a picture of Rooney from my fridge. Can't say I'll miss him to be honest.


Moyes it is then.


The Devil is an evil evil idiot.


"I don't believe in the phrase 'back to the roots'. Throw out that phrase! I am, and I remain who I am." #advicefromajazzman


Getting increasingly vexed by a PR man's constant efforts to prove to the Blues populace that his artistes's new album is 'important'.


Gonna bite the bullet and order some glasses for my eyes...


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