Martin
@MartinSacker
Have been known to tweet rubbish of the highest quality but mostly its just rubbish.
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Maguire master plan!!!! Get the Italians in our half, genius #footballscominghome
Master stroke by England to get skittled by lunch on day 1 bowl out the Irish in the last 2 sessions then make Ireland field all day in 38 degree heat yesterday
For the first time ever I have been considering growing a beard so I let it grow for a week. I won’t be doing it again. 2 problems, it itches like nobody’s business and more concerning, there were far too many grey whiskers. At least being bald means no grey hair
Bright pink outfit all we need now is an appearance from Kermit #DancingOnIce
Since Mauricio Pochettino has been in charge, Spurs have won more #PL London derby matches than any other side (22)
#Kylie was going to have a tough time following the #manics who were brilliant but bloody hell shes gone and smashed it out the park tonight #radio2liveinhydepark
#ENGvIND Another amazing day of Test Cricket at the Oval - we even got the legend @SDhawan25 to do some Bhangra to our Dhol. #COTI 🇮🇳
If Russia get thru I wouldn't be letting Maguire, Pickford or Kane near any door handles...#ENG #WorldCup #itscominghome
Love my wife, just been brought coffee and breakfast in bed. Thank you sooo much @Car0lineHelen #spoilt #truelove
My 12 year old daughter is watching #LoveIsland with her mum, she just came out with ‘I forgot about Adam, Oooh Adam!!!!’ Should I be worried??
How the hell have I survived 43 years on this planet without sharpening my carrots? #pointlessgadgets #wtf
So my wife was sick of me apparently swearing all the time. To prove how much I use the F word she insisted on a swear jar from 9.30 last night to 9.30 tonight. To make it fair she was going to join me in the challenge. Currently she is losing 7 F’s to 1 😂😂 #pottymouth
Somehow ended up in the middle of someone’s family get together for granny’s 80th birthday, please explain why they are all wearing name tags!!!! #confused #alzheimers #dontyouknowwhoiam
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