Carol Danvers
@MarvelsMight
Just give me something to punch.
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"Here we go again..."
“I don’t remember anyone thanking me for all I do. Fix that.”
Text to @VenomousJess_: 📲 Please tell me you're alive enough for a coffee run. 📲 Bring Gerry.
"Go ahead, try me. On Christmas Day of all days, Karla. I'm sure that Ph.D of yours will help you aim."
“I’ll make sure to think of you as I use it to burn a fire. Or maybe to throw it at your window. It depends on how I’m feeling.”
"Comedy? It was a serious statement, Karla. Hope the coal keeps you warm."
“Don’t quit your day job, Carol. Comedy has and never will be your strength.”
"Didn't get the vibrator you wanted, I'm guessing."
The lacklustre gifts this year are disappointing.
"How did I know I would see Jess' ass on the news?"
"You know you're never gonna stay homeless, right? Hell, I'd even watch the little tyke for you."
"Definitely need a drink. Week's been hell..:
"Killer plants, green shape-shifting aliens, blue people with top heavy muscular chests. Think it's time for a vacation."
"...just ask Stark."
"I honestly couldn't care less, Raven."
"Whatever flaws that you think I have, Carol, I have either done away with or own up to them. My mutation isn't a thing to be ashamed of and I'm...well, frankly I'm disappointed that you tried to use it to slight me."
"We all have our flaws, some just decide to cover it with someone else's face."
"Is this the former drunk and current egoist telling me this? I promise you, I'll outlive you. I'll even keep your grave nice and tidy."
"Bitches first, Raven."
"Met him. You're definitely a lot shorter."
"...who are you talking to?"
“Unless you’re a hulk,” there’s a brief pause as she dead-eyes the fourth wall, “dying is easy, living for something, now that shows passion.”
"How could I find someone smaller than you?"
"Never bated breath. But it's great you checked on me, Carol. Always have your thoughts on the little people."
"More of a fan of, 'I Will Die For You'. Kind of works better for me, personally."
“Best love song ever cause it isn’t all about how the singer wants them together. He just wants to the subject happy.”
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