Alex Mason ||Parody||
@MaskedPlayboy
Everyone thinks they know someone based on Google. But they have no clue. Owner of Club Bleu and Club Fleur #Engaged to @StealingSunsets #MaskedSunsets
Everyone has secrets. What’s yours? • Club Owner • Wealthy • Supposed Playboy • Flirty • Secretive • Best friends with @FadedBlueLines • Trying to figure @StealingSunsets out.
You know Rose. She wouldn’t have cared. I doubt you could have dealt with her background then though.
I know. I just meant it was rough in general. Not easy.
You would have cleaned up as soon as you met Rose like you did this time.
Why two years ago?
-stares at him- Two years or so ago I might have.
Blink twice if you need help escaping.
Liking the married life?
Yet.
If mine doesn’t, yours will. Wait, my bad…. You don’t have one.
You’re just saying that so your wife doesn’t smack you.
-Starts cleaning my gun-
I’ve seen your back, dude. Really want to talk about sex wounds?
Should I send in a rescue party?
Oh they’ll make it there.
Don’t worry. You have all the pics… except some new ones that may or may not make it to your phone.
Damn right I would.
I’m already headed there. Just needed to have a chat.
Hey, @MarcDawson_. Apparently you can’t read so I’ll tell you myself. @StealingSunsets is engaged. To me in fact. And I own several weapons. It would be in your best interest to step away and find someone available.
I’m going to need a name so someone backs the fuck off.
Still not talking to us?
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