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Master Shake

@MasterShakeReal

I am the Master.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.


Carl's Lock: Week 3: Eagles Vs. Jets fb.me/7p12cL4HE


Carl's Lock - Week 1: Colts Vs. Bills fb.me/7qA1QqaqO


Truly, they were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force.


You ghost ridin' the whip


What's your favorite "Shakeism"?


Congratulate yourself, my friend; you have just been laid.


Why does everything have to be a federal case with you???


You are the gayest monster since gay came to Gaytown


Crime doesn't pay, unless you get away


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