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The worst thing about being a white, middle-aged, middle-class, Canadian, cis-gen male is dressing like one.


Please someone make a soca version of Standing Outside the Fire by @garthbrooks


I may be forced to live and my market research shows that there are some @NBA cities that require more khakis than I have in my wardrobe. Go @Raptors !


In some cities you can wear Skechers courtside But not in the good ones. Go @Raptors !


People say the world sucks but @BurgerKingCAN brought back the Italian chicken sandwich, so there’s that.


Some crowds at sporting events look like they’re wearing “Big City Hand-me-downs”. That’s ok.


Alt-right, visually disabled band name: The Not Sees


An all self-determined male gender choir name: The He/Hymns


Just broke my own personal record of open tabs with 36. Calling Guinness to see what the current world record is.


Music was better than it is now. And I don’t mean “when I was a kid”. I mean three years ago. So. Many. Songs. About. Wet. Genitals. What happened to just getting that money?


Zach Wheelering and dealering.


I’ll be at @comedybar this Sunday! …from 12-3 taking a course on how to be a comedian.


Luka Doncic is good at basketball.


This @elonmusk guy is terrible. This is my first tweet.


The Halifax airport is closer to Toronto than Halifax.


I’m donating my license plate sticker renewal “refund” to the @OntLiberal party. @fordnation @CHogarthPC you’re not fooling anyone.


Can someone tell @GarethWheeler that people from El Salvador are Salvadorans and not Salvadorians? @Sportsnet who is directing this game? Is anyone producing?


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