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@MatchaSmith

I probably banged your dad. My last twitter was better. https://twitter.com/search?q=From:@MatchaSmith/exclude:replies

Classy vs trashy and class wins every time.


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They should dump Gatorade on the losing coach instead of the winning coach. Go cry about it you sticky bitch


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taylor swift flew from across the world to support her boyfriend in the super bowl tonight while IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORLD TOUR and i’ve been in the same pajamas for 3 days straight.


Quick what’s Spanish for mayo plz


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Anyone still holding out for a hero?


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Yeah bro, I’ve seen the rain. The fuck kind of question is that


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That’s ok, no one likes your tweets either.


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wait until you realise there is plenty of fish in the sea but none are for you


Five grand to see another kelce heart


Holy shit kelce


Shhh. The Taylor Swift fame is on y’all!!


Called my boss a cuntbag today so if anyone is hiring an upper mid level exec position in a tropical environment lmk


🚩 🚩🚩on the first date and I’m the only one who orders a drink


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so apparently it’s still a dui even if youre the birthday boy


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Whatever people that fall asleep immediately what the fuck ever.


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The liquor store clerk just wished me Merry Christmas like he's not going to see me 8 more times before then.


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This is assault

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[Being raided by the FBI]: can i get you all something to drink


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Which wine pairs best with Cheetos?


Probably should have rethought ordering a hot dog at a bar


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