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@MatchaSmith
I probably banged your dad. My last twitter was better. https://twitter.com/search?q=From:@MatchaSmith/exclude:replies
Tal vez te guste
They should dump Gatorade on the losing coach instead of the winning coach. Go cry about it you sticky bitch
taylor swift flew from across the world to support her boyfriend in the super bowl tonight while IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORLD TOUR and i’ve been in the same pajamas for 3 days straight.
Anyone still holding out for a hero?
Yeah bro, I’ve seen the rain. The fuck kind of question is that
That’s ok, no one likes your tweets either.
wait until you realise there is plenty of fish in the sea but none are for you
Called my boss a cuntbag today so if anyone is hiring an upper mid level exec position in a tropical environment lmk
🚩 🚩🚩on the first date and I’m the only one who orders a drink
so apparently it’s still a dui even if youre the birthday boy
Whatever people that fall asleep immediately what the fuck ever.
The liquor store clerk just wished me Merry Christmas like he's not going to see me 8 more times before then.
This is assault
[Being raided by the FBI]: can i get you all something to drink
Which wine pairs best with Cheetos?
Probably should have rethought ordering a hot dog at a bar
United States Tendencias
- 1. #AEWDynamite N/A
- 2. Verizon N/A
- 3. Bandido N/A
- 4. #TheMaskedSinger N/A
- 5. #SistasOnBET N/A
- 6. Malachi Moreno N/A
- 7. Doyle N/A
- 8. #AEWMaximumCarnage N/A
- 9. The Rascalz N/A
- 10. Darby N/A
- 11. T-Mobile N/A
- 12. #SouthernCharm N/A
- 13. Brice Sensabaugh N/A
- 14. Brody King N/A
- 15. Mark Pope N/A
- 16. North Minneapolis N/A
- 17. Laettner N/A
- 18. Drury N/A
- 19. Kenny Omega N/A
- 20. Cheyenne N/A
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