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Mathaniel

@Mathaniel

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Ran a half marathon yesterday, first time I did a sub 2:00 half in years! Very happy start to 2025!

Mathaniel's tweet image. Ran a half marathon yesterday, first time I did a sub 2:00 half in years! Very happy start to 2025!
Mathaniel's tweet image. Ran a half marathon yesterday, first time I did a sub 2:00 half in years! Very happy start to 2025!
Mathaniel's tweet image. Ran a half marathon yesterday, first time I did a sub 2:00 half in years! Very happy start to 2025!

Someone at the theater bar was dressed in all green and their friend was in all pink and the theater is blasting Defying Gravity. I asked the bartender “what movie do you think they’re seeing” and she thought I asked what they were drinking. What a wasted joke


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POV: It's 2005 and you fell asleep watching Prisoner of Azkaban on DVD


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feel bad for elphaba but your entire college friend group turning out lowkey evil is simply the risk you take when you choose to attend an ivy league university


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mmmnfggh wing,,,stop ! ... we'ree both,,, boys

You like that pretty boy?

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i need to know what a conversation between Carole Radziwell and Britani Bateman is like

RealBravoholic's tweet image. i need to know what a conversation between Carole Radziwell and Britani Bateman is like

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morning.

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Charlotte fr just be sayin shit


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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns


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At age 17, she was rejected from college. At age 25, her mother died from the disease. At age 26, she moved to Portugal to teach English. At age 27, she got married. Her husband abused her. Her daughter was born. At age 28, she got divorced and was diagnosed with severe…

ImtiazMadmood's tweet image. At age 17, she was rejected from college.
At age 25, her mother died from the disease.
At age 26, she moved to Portugal to teach English.
At age 27, she got married.

Her husband abused her. Her daughter was born.
At age 28, she got divorced and was diagnosed with severe…


Got advance tickets for Wicked for Monday night


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“if your seat is shaking, it’s from the beats i’m playing!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Meredith responds to the alleged plane incident. #RHOSLC

suttonsroller's tweet image. Meredith responds to the alleged plane incident. #RHOSLC


YOU’RE ON MY FOOT FAT SHIT

Cheri Oteri and Chris Elliott will return for ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ (Source: Deadline)

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. Cheri Oteri and Chris Elliott will return for ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’

(Source: Deadline)
DiscussingFilm's tweet image. Cheri Oteri and Chris Elliott will return for ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’

(Source: Deadline)


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they should invent a brain that doesn't whisper bad things to you


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Do you think the only two guys in Oz who knew how to operate the Emerald City Beauty Salon's giant metal ass polishing wheel were "You're not gonna believe who just walked in"

BenjaminCrew1's tweet image. Do you think the only two guys in Oz who knew how to operate the Emerald City Beauty Salon's giant metal ass polishing wheel were "You're not gonna believe who just walked in"

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Carly Rae jepsen check your security cameras she playing in your closet and putting on your panties

Hilary Duff releases her comeback single “Mature.”



Have to leave NYC and go back to Florida tomorrow

Mathaniel's tweet image. Have to leave NYC and go back to Florida tomorrow

Just passed Nicholas Galitzine in DUMBO


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