Matthew
@MathematicsB
he/him Artist, Dad, Gamer, Dumbass, Wannabe Geek, Person.
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I have to post pics of my new baby everywhere!!!! Meet Maggie!
We’re not all going to agree on what amounts to “abuse.” I believe teaching children that sin condemns them to hell is child abuse. I also believe drag queens reading a book to children is completely harmless. Others believe the opposite. But only one side is threatening murder.
BIG NEWS: The new 4K release of PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES contains the legendary 75 minutes of deleted scenes that have been whispered about for decades. Finally, witness John Candy smoke and eat a hot dog at the same time.
being a millennial mom is WILD bc I just realized that I apologized more times to my kid THIS MORNING than my parents apologized to me my ENTIRE LIFE. that’s two times btw
It’s okay if you don’t think you’re beautiful. Beauty is subjective — and I think you’re beautiful. A lot of people don’t think I’m beautiful but Im still Gorgeous.
Apparently both men and women find a “sense of humour” attractive in romantic partners, but they define it very differently. Women think someone has a sense of humour when the person can make them laugh, men define a sense of humour as someone who laughs at their jokes
That thread asking people how they would get out of homelessness if they only had $20 is literally people saying "I would simply just'" and then saying something that is literally impossible, unavailable, or has been made illegal by local city governments.
Can’t believe I have to call my doctor to get a refill of anxiety medicine. That’s what I need the medicine for.
I just realized I've been stalking internet culture or the last few years. Just following and re Tweeting, Graming, Tiktoking.
"Maggie as Cerberus", please comment with other variations of Maggie for Malcolm to draw. ❤️
Our son Malcolm, 8, would like to share his tribute to @asdf_movies And if a job offer follows, he accepts.
Betty White dying three weeks before she turned 100 is the final act of performer whose timing was always sharp, always unexpected, and even with the warmest of characters, always a little dangerous. No one else could live to 99 and so perfectly leave us wanting more.
You all have to come check out this amazing license plate sculpture by @BestsOfPhoenix 😍
Your high school friends that have cut contact with everyone—and that are now winning at life peacefully and quietly—do not want to be searched for or found. Trust me.
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