Morpheus
@MatrixMorph
Official Morpheus PARODY. Captain of the Nebuchadnezzar, Lion of Zion. Holla if you're an independent black woman who don't need no man [email protected]
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Happy New Years Eve And remember for those of you who have NYE dinner plans ...
The answer to the age-old question of Justin Bieber or One Direction.
This year, my costume is going to be of someone who didn't take that goddamn pill
What if I told you....there is no candy is Zion? We give kids rivets.....we have nothing else
What if I told you.....I would prefer to not be sweating balls constantly......
Where do the people of Zion get all their drugs for their raves? Like....seriously.....we barely even have any water
Is Neo supposed to be like Jesus? If so....then I already know the ending to this movie.....
What if I told you.....listening to techno and wearing leather doesn't make you able to beat the fuck out of people
Nothing like taking a stroll around Zion and realizing you fucked up
What if I told you.....nobody smells like shit in the Matrix? Can someone please plug me back in?
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