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Got a degree that obviously ain't want me.

-Diary of a trying yute

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876🇯🇲 Got a degree that obviously ain't want me. -Diary of a trying yute

"Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit." - Edward Abbey

MattJumpp's tweet image. "Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit."
- Edward Abbey

Naah, so I'm ordering food, right? And the couple in front of me ordered the same thing as me. You could see the moment we realized that they ordered 1 meal each and both meals were just for me. I didn't know people ate so little... They might be on a diet tho.


Start your morning with the right amount of anxiety✨️

MattJumpp's tweet image. Start your morning with the right amount of anxiety✨️

Made my morning coffee so strong, I got heart palpitations just making it ☕️


Birthdays are for relaxation😌🎂

MattJumpp's tweet image. Birthdays are for relaxation😌🎂

Earlier, after the Tru-Juice 5k: We're struggling to get refreshments and a lady said that getting the refreshments after a 5k is more exhausting than the 5k n I feel that fr Cuz it really is survival of the fittest

MattJumpp's tweet image. Earlier, after the Tru-Juice 5k:

We're struggling to get refreshments and a lady said that getting the refreshments after a 5k is more exhausting than the 5k n I feel that fr

Cuz it really is survival of the fittest

Happy Easter 🐰🐣

MattJumpp's tweet image. Happy Easter 🐰🐣

Yk, I left out earlier for work this morning, compared to yesterday n got there later. Traffic really is the biggest time factor rn I'm already dreading the traffic home


Showing up to eat Christmas dinner, knowing I haven't touched a pot in ages. Merry Christmas y'all ‼️🤗🫶🏾🎄🎉

MattJumpp's tweet image. Showing up to eat Christmas dinner, knowing I haven't touched a pot in ages. 

Merry Christmas y'all ‼️🤗🫶🏾🎄🎉

Say hello to my little friend👋🏾🐢

MattJumpp's tweet image. Say hello to my little friend👋🏾🐢

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I found her, many thanks to my beautiful neighbors ❤️

Missing dog in mona, please let me know if you see her.

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Missing dog in mona, please let me know if you see her.

cole_wrl's tweet image. Missing dog in mona, please let me know if you see her.

Sooo, there's a water drinking competition at work today Bro is finna look at me n say I look competitive I'm like naah So everyone is filling up their water bottles I drink the rest of my water Then exchange my 500ml bottle for my 2.2L May the games begin🤝🏾


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#StarJobs: Growing up, Matthew Jumpp was always fascinated with his environment and developed a strong passion for protecting it. Now a chemical engineer, he is enacting his passion by playing his part in keeping the island safe from hazardous chemicals. tinyurl.com/3u7w69fd

jamaicastar's tweet image. #StarJobs: Growing up, Matthew Jumpp was always fascinated with his environment and developed a strong passion for protecting it. Now a chemical engineer, he is enacting his passion by playing his part in keeping the island safe from hazardous chemicals.
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"Stocking up" at its finest🤝🏾

MattJumpp's tweet image. "Stocking up" at its finest🤝🏾

You ever have those moments where you're driving n people keep driving on the same side of the road but in the opposite direction to you n instead of going to their side, they start flashing their lights n honking their horns? Apparently, that means you're breaking a one-way...


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Police stop me on hope road, a bad lancer fly pass loud. Police say stop gwan like you nuh deal wid the road suh too. Mi say my car nav so much power. Man ask me fi rev it make him hear. Make a rev and the man buss out a laugh and nuh bother check my docs and say just gwan. 😭


Just sibling tings🤌🏾✨


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