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Matt Offerman

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I join social networks just to see and hear about myself, mostly.

Happy belated, ladies!

happy international woman's day!

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RETWEET RETWEET RETWEET! #bearnation #packfootball Every RETWEET counts! #WPMOYChallenge + @Twenty7Savage #Beardown🐻

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#bearnation #packfootball 
Every RETWEET counts!
#WPMOYChallenge + @Twenty7Savage 

#Beardown🐻

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Hey @MattOfferman @Nick_Offerman there’s gonna be a big rock show happening at @BlueIslandBC on SAT 12/10 featuring @LenKasper @Sonic45Music & special @remhq tribute set for a good cause. Can you help RT? Thanks. @AmDiabetesAssn @FoodDepository events.eventgroove.com/event/Dedicate…


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HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING / HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE / HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD / SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING / HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE / HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD / SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE

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My brother is in Atlanta this weekend for a bachelor party and they’re going to the Bears-Falcons game today like this. Incredible.

JarydWilson's tweet image. My brother is in Atlanta this weekend for a bachelor party and they’re going to the Bears-Falcons game today like this.

Incredible.

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Republicans should be forced to carry Donald Trump to term, even it if endangers the life of the party


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i think it's very funny that the house of the dragon guys are like "we want to reflect the misogyny of the time period" the time period is the twelfth of makebelieve. it's the 149th year of sir gooby the dragonfoot. it's the eighth age of targabargabor. it's literally made up


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surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol


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Today @FairStateCoop will be heading to Illinois! Matt, our Co-Founder & I will be delivering to a handful of accounts around Chicagoland area with a Meet & Greet at tomorrow Friday 8/19 Click the link for the accounts that will be carrying Fair State ⬇️ fairstate.coop/news/fair-stat…

FairStatePhil's tweet image. Today @FairStateCoop will be heading to Illinois! Matt, our Co-Founder & I will be delivering to a handful of accounts around Chicagoland area with a Meet & Greet at tomorrow Friday 8/19

Click the link for the accounts that will be carrying Fair State ⬇️
fairstate.coop/news/fair-stat…

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holy shit watch and retweet this ad


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As the founders intended Newsday.com/matt

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$22… buy some f’in’ players.

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ME WATCHING ANY NEW STAR WARS: Wait, so this society keeps reverting back to fascism no matter how many times the good guys win?? That’s ridiculous. ME IN 2022: Oh.


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1/ People already have concerns about the legitimacy of the Supreme Court with what many believe are two “stolen” seats; Gorsuch who was confirmed after the Senate refused to consider Garland in the last year of a presidency & ACB who was confirmed after voting started in 2020.


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The Brooklyn Public Library has announced that any teenager in America is now eligible for a Brooklyn Public Library card. Teens can sign out ebooks + audiobooks from wherever they live. The move is designed to combat censorship, with some titles listed as "always available."

Goodable's tweet image. The Brooklyn Public Library has announced that any teenager in America is now eligible for a Brooklyn Public Library card. 

Teens can sign out ebooks + audiobooks from wherever they live.

The move is designed to combat censorship, with some titles listed as "always available."

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The undefeated Chicago Cubs will host the last-place Milwaukee Brewers at Wrigley Field later today.


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