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Mattel Middle Finger

@MattelMidFinger

fuck you. parody account run by @TheFlatwagon

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Introducing Thomas Adventures! Our latest shittier replacement to something that was getting shitty to begin with!

MattelMidFinger's tweet image. Introducing Thomas Adventures! Our latest shittier replacement to something that was getting shitty to begin with!
MattelMidFinger's tweet image. Introducing Thomas Adventures! Our latest shittier replacement to something that was getting shitty to begin with!
MattelMidFinger's tweet image. Introducing Thomas Adventures! Our latest shittier replacement to something that was getting shitty to begin with!
MattelMidFinger's tweet image. Introducing Thomas Adventures! Our latest shittier replacement to something that was getting shitty to begin with!

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Thanks for at least being polite!


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Kek

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I hope you choke on semen 😘


this isn't real lol

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Here's another budget cut Why? Because Fuck You.

MattelMidFinger's tweet image. Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Here's another budget cut
Why? Because Fuck You.


Roses are Red Violets are Blue Here's another budget cut Why? Because Fuck You.

MattelMidFinger's tweet image. Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Here's another budget cut
Why? Because Fuck You.

Hello Bitches! We're working on some more shitiful toys for y'all! Which one do you want?


So you thought this was going to appear? Nah people we just love money

MattelMidFinger's tweet image. So you thought this was going to appear?

Nah people we just love money

Ah... So you thought we were going back to the old TTTE Merchandising ways? That's funny. Glad to be steering kids towards their screens :)

MattelMidFinger's tweet image. Ah... So you thought we were going back to the old TTTE Merchandising ways? That's funny.

Glad to be steering kids towards their screens :)
MattelMidFinger's tweet image. Ah... So you thought we were going back to the old TTTE Merchandising ways? That's funny.

Glad to be steering kids towards their screens :)

For those who think that 2016 has been a bad year for TTTE Merch You better prepare for what we've got planned for 2017 MWAHAHAHAHA


Children will enjoy recreating this suspenseful scene from... well... we don't know.

MattelMidFinger's tweet image. Children will enjoy recreating this suspenseful scene from... well... we don't know.

Wooden Propellers? Ok, we'll make the propeller plastic.

MattelMidFinger's tweet image. Wooden Propellers?

Ok, we'll make the propeller plastic.

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