Matt Absolon
@MatthewAbsolon
Got a few spanner’s kicking about… no idea how to use them though….
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Teddy bear bedding…. Fuck that, although it’s appeared on our bed, and it’s as bad as you think
Which of the powers that be made it so of you run a petrol vehicle out of fuel, you just fill it up and set off… but a diesel? Cracking off every injector, An IBC of brake cleaner and a few witchcraft spells and the bastard still won’t go! Ugh
0f all the coverage on #BBCBreakfast this morning about the fires on Corfu, I heard not one word of concern about the island’s residents. Disgusting self-interest.
🚨🇬🇷 The Greek island of Corfu continues to burn. local people on the island are trying to put out the fire on their own. very dangerous. #Ροδος #φωτιά #Rhodes #Φωτιες #Greece #Ροδοςπυρκαγια #Πυρκαγια #κερκυρα
Gonna be impossible to say the words King Charles without adding the word Spaniel on the end I’m afraid
Two toes broken in half at the bone. Safe to say I’m in quite a lot of pain right now
Great doing the lighting tonight for @chrisdifford. An amazing night
2 good things about the last lap. It raised a load of cash for a good cause. And I did the motherfucker of all tail slides through Chicago.
@JeremyClarkson You just said 'spot' of lunch. In May's Britain you would now be in prison, along with people who 'pop' things in the post.
Many many thanks for all your support and encouragement over the years. So sad and sorry it's ended like this
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