Matt
@MatthewDuell
if you’re asking yourself whether something I said is a joke or not, there’s about a 97% chance it’s a joke.
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Well I’m glad they cleared that up
FBI investigation concludes there is no credible evidence that Epstein ran a broader s*x-trafficking ring involving powerful men or blackmail.
Dude in the car next to me was playing “My Heart Will Go On” at 7:50 AM. Wild
This blew my mind lmao
Olivia (6 years old) is crazy about it. She’s got victory+ on her little tv in her room and always wants to watch. She’s been writing on her assignments at school that she wants to become a hockey player lmao. Anyway go @stars
Legend. One of the best comedic actors/actresses of all time 😪😪
Yeah this shit is creepy as hell and we really need to put an end to the trend of sober dudes recording themselves hitting on super drunk girls outside bars/clubs
When is Miles Kelly dropping his?
[holding my infant, a miracle beyond words] God I hate non-white people so much
The Mavs responded by saying “Yeah no shit so do we”
Rich Paul has made it clear to the Mavericks that he wants Anthony Davis to be traded by next week. (ESPN)
Steph is insane lmao
Was never a diet soda guy until I found that a&w zero sugar root beer. By far the best one I’ve ever had.
It’s never been easier to lose weight than it is right now Literally NEVER In all of human history A few of the KEY reasons:
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Reunited and it feels so good 💙 @Dev34Harris catches up with his good buddy, NBA Champ and fan favorite J.J. Barea @dallasmavs #MavsTV
This idea that kids are some profitable investment pops up every tax season and cracks me up. Like no you’re not getting some big return unless you’re committing fraud. And even if you did get a couple grand, it still doesn’t cover all the costs that come with having kids 😂
My tax return: -$362.78 Someone with 6 kids who hasn't worked all year: $11,385
Is this really 3 post worthy? 😂
Sources: Hornets retiring Dell Curry's jersey in March ceremony - via @ESPN App espn.com/nba/story/_/id…
I was joking that Dwight Powell shit himself at the end of the game but the fact that he isn’t on the injury report after looking like he couldn’t move last night has me thinking I was right
Dallas Mavericks Injury Report vs. Denver Nuggets: P.J. Washington: Questionable (Right Ankle Sprain) Brandon Williams: Questionable (Illness) Moussa Cissé: Questionable (G League Two-Way) Miles Kelly: Questionable (G League Two-Way) Max Christie: Doubtful (Illness) Anthony…
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