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Matt Shriver

@MatthewShriver

Rocket ship builder, pizza expert, loves the Giants, parent.

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I didn't go to the bar at 3pm. What are you talking about?


If you've ever called yourself a "Whovian" you're not allowed to talk to me about Doctor Who.


"We're having an orgy without you, Leslie!" #halloween2k13


"No means graphic novel." - @TonyBuzalka


Amber Benson playing a vamp on Supernatural is like a Buffy fan's wet dream. I mean... I DON'T WATCH THAT SHOW.....


I just watched the movie Malcolm X. It was way better than Malcolms I-IX.


I just voted for Andrew WK for Must-Follow Artist on Twitter! #AndrewWKOMA omusicawards.com/nominee/andrew…


Stop using the word "goober." Thanks.


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@MatthewShriver Italian Herb & Cheese or Italian Urban Cheese?


A little drunk, very happy, some DSBM, and a comfy chair.


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Fuck rain.


Moving Day on the JAY to Monday is like changing a church hymn to a Burzum song.


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I scream, you scream, we all scream, for wolves encircle us and we are naked and draped with viscera.


From DayQuil, to goodnight, hey fuck yeah, I'm alright today.


Veronica Mars isn't on Netflix OR Hulu Plus. I thought this was a first world country?


One day I will party with Andrew W.K. One day.


I haven't had a celebrity crush like this since I was 12 and told my mom that I was going to marry Kelly Kapowski.


I had a dream that my homework was to listen to King Crimson records... and I still didn't do it.


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