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@MatthewTylerG

Can you imagine how different the Bible would look if the church of today wrote it? David wouldn’t have fought Goliath, Jesus would have been judged for flipping tables. The church would have expected David to pray and fast and never fight. Sitting in your prayer room and never…


🤷🏻‍♂️ innocent either way 🤷🏻‍♂️

Reminder that the Kyle Rittenhouse judge said this wasn’t relevant to the case.

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Everyone getting pregnant I’m bouta start posting my bank account for my flex without a kid


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What’s wrong with us 😂

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On some cocky shit I’m the best she’s ever had


My boss just started the job and took all my off days away for the next week and gave me one day off next week 😂 then complained about the overtime checks they paying


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thought I’d be able to be comfortable with a job but damn was I wrong i still can’t buy shit😂


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I just want to be happy again Steve…

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25



How I get pulled over for a 83 in a 65 and the cop tells me he can arrest me for a unlawful carry charge as he is holding my license to carry and after I even told him I had a gun on me smh


I be excited for my days off then just sit at my apartment alone watching tv


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Where y’all be finding the loyal girls at?🤔


I need some friend that wanna do something I bored smh


Do y’all say data or data


When did they bring the shapes back or do I just got a childish mind 👀

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Yo i wanna go on a date it’s been a fat minute


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