Matt
@Mattsudd
Infosec, Sailor, BJJ,Cyclist
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I present to you your earworm for this fine Friday morning, courtesy of @PoliticsJOE_UK. "It's the end of the Tories, and they know it."
What if having pushed Russia back the Ukrainians descend into hedonistic self-destruction that manifests the birth of the Chaos God Slaanesh, its birth cry a psychic cataclysm killing trillions and dooming the few survivors to a life of exile aboard planet-sized Craftworlds?
I've had enough of hippo propaganda stop slandering sharks
In which it is actually possible to create a great product without destroying the lives of everyone working on it
Chrome was delivered without any sprints at all. The team came in at 9 and left at 5 (figuratively, people actually kept their own ~8h schedules) every workday for a couple years like clockwork. No drama. No broken marriages, no broken families.
The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.
Name a more miscast father-son than Brian Blessed and Kevin Costner:
The taverns are fair full of gadabouts making merry this eve. And though I may press my face against the window like an urchin at a confectioner’s, I am tempted not by the sweetmeats within. A dram in exchange for the pox is an ill bargain indeed.
Tell us about a young child but say “my co-worker” or “my friend’s co-worker” instead of their name. (Because, you know, this is reality now for some of us.) Ex: My co-worker asked for yogurt and is now crying because I gave her yogurt.
. @Telstra have been trying to port a number to you and been lied to and given empty apologies by your staff, very poor customer experience
@bighatdino don't think many watched it in the uk... I still mention it to people and they start talking about terrahawks
@bighatdino as in puppets, space ships huge robot and a baddy with a talking eye patch? That star fleet?
Matt's cartoon in the @Telegraph today brilliantly fuses jihadis with the #Indyref
Meanwhile outside the Ecuadorean embassy, police prepare an Assange trap ready for in case he emerges.
@bighatdino dune FTW I couldn't come up with a mentat/mucus based pun I was happy with though... :D
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