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@Mattsudd

Infosec, Sailor, BJJ,Cyclist

Who is Queenslands greatest politician? And why is it Joh Bjelke-Petersen? #RIHLive


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I present to you your earworm for this fine Friday morning, courtesy of @PoliticsJOE_UK. "It's the end of the Tories, and they know it."


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What if having pushed Russia back the Ukrainians descend into hedonistic self-destruction that manifests the birth of the Chaos God Slaanesh, its birth cry a psychic cataclysm killing trillions and dooming the few survivors to a life of exile aboard planet-sized Craftworlds?

DmitryOpines's tweet image. What if having pushed Russia back the Ukrainians descend into hedonistic self-destruction that manifests the birth of the Chaos God Slaanesh, its birth cry a psychic cataclysm killing trillions and dooming the few survivors to a life of exile aboard planet-sized Craftworlds?

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Life imitates #BrassEye

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I've had enough of hippo propaganda stop slandering sharks

munkaccino's tweet image. I've had enough of hippo propaganda
stop slandering sharks

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In which it is actually possible to create a great product without destroying the lives of everyone working on it

Chrome was delivered without any sprints at all. The team came in at 9 and left at 5 (figuratively, people actually kept their own ~8h schedules) every workday for a couple years like clockwork. No drama. No broken marriages, no broken families.



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The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.


Name a more miscast father-son than Brian Blessed and Kevin Costner:

Mattsudd's tweet image. Name a more miscast father-son than Brian Blessed and Kevin Costner:
Mattsudd's tweet image. Name a more miscast father-son than Brian Blessed and Kevin Costner:

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The taverns are fair full of gadabouts making merry this eve. And though I may press my face against the window like an urchin at a confectioner’s, I am tempted not by the sweetmeats within. A dram in exchange for the pox is an ill bargain indeed.


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Tell us about a young child but say “my co-worker” or “my friend’s co-worker” instead of their name. (Because, you know, this is reality now for some of us.) Ex: My co-worker asked for yogurt and is now crying because I gave her yogurt.


. @Telstra have been trying to port a number to you and been lied to and given empty apologies by your staff, very poor customer experience


@bighatdino don't think many watched it in the uk... I still mention it to people and they start talking about terrahawks


@bighatdino as in puppets, space ships huge robot and a baddy with a talking eye patch? That star fleet?


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Matt's cartoon in the @Telegraph today brilliantly fuses jihadis with the #Indyref


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Meanwhile outside the Ecuadorean embassy, police prepare an Assange trap ready for in case he emerges.

philgibson01's tweet image. Meanwhile outside the Ecuadorean embassy, police prepare an Assange trap ready for in case he emerges.

@bighatdino dune FTW I couldn't come up with a mentat/mucus based pun I was happy with though... :D


@bighatdino it is by will alone I set my cold in motion #mentat


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