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Matty B
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Jan 20, 2016

Even at my most optimistic I concede that self improvement doesn't begin with a longkneck in the park.

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Matty B
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Nov 30, 2019

Im support at Wollonging tonight, come have a laff ya filthy animals. facebook.com/10000206440953…

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Matty B
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Oct 16, 2019

We're back baby. Diceys rides again. facebook.com/10000206440953…

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Matty B
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Sep 20, 2019

Did anyone else find yesterdays climate strike to be deeply unsettling? The realization that we live in a world that a child can see is on the brink of destruction yet we are struggling to collectively act for... facebook.com/10000206440953…

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Sep 3, 2019

Hey Sydnersiders, I'm looking forward to the Wollongong comedy crew are coming to The Cross this Thursday for The Sydney Fringe. Some of our jokes will be better prepared than this poster image. facebook.com/mattybcomedian…

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Matty B
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Aug 15, 2019

Ali Morgan has made a vid using some of my tiddly poms on second guitar from a jam we had the other day. Is nice. facebook.com/mattybcomedian…

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Matty B
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Aug 1, 2019

Oh, my lord. Ashes cricket. Delicious.

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Matty B
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Jul 12, 2019

I hate to say it, but that Australian ODI side was always susceptible to getting pumped by a top class team on their day. Way to go out with a whimper. Go the #blackfernsilverkiwiallbros, you got this one in the chilly bin.

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Jul 5, 2019

My housemate is sassy and talented. Digging this track. facebook.com/10000206440953…

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Matty B
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Jun 7, 2019

A gig I can walk to. Will have a traveler, possibly a longneck. facebook.com/10000206440953…

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