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NOW THAT DONNY SHUT DOWN THE GOVT, WE MUST FIRE THESE GOVT EMPLOYEES: TRUMP’S FACE PAINTER, HAIR FLUFFER, SHOE LIFT INSERTER, DIAPER CHANGER, DIETICIAN, LOBOTOMIST, PERSONAL TRAINER, ENGLISH TEACHER, AND THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO TREATS HIS NECK. (SAD)
Brian Kilmeade: “Kimmel’s comments went way too far.” This from the guy who, just days ago on live TV, called for homeless people to be murdered. You can’t make this up.
WHY IS SHE DRESSED LIKE THE FUCKING HAMBURGLER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
THIS IS SAD. POOR NANA CAN'T REMEMBER A ONE PAGE SPEECH. THEN ENDS WITH, "I HOPE THIS IS MY LAST VISIT." WHAT??? KEEP YOUR DAY JOB!! NO WAIT, YOU SUCK AT THAT TOO. DEAR KING CHARLES, EVERY COURT NEEDS A JESTER. PLEASE TAKE OURS. LOVE, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. ("C" IS FOR COMEDIC GENIUS)
Thanks President Fucktard for increasing the prices of our food. You are the embodiment of a fucking idiot.
Hey @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump ...if you want to cut bloat from the gov't, how about getting rid of the subsidies SpaceX and the oil companies get? Gotta be worth a few billion dollars.
Hey @elonmusk ...here's some waste for you: FBI Director Kash Patel walked into his new office on the seventh floor of the bureau’s headquarters last week and made an immediate order – he wanted new carpeting and window coverings, calling the office “dingy. Fucking prima donna.
Looking for a place to cut waste and fraud? Look no further...Elon Musk’s business empire is built on $38 billion in government funding
Shocking Vice President Trump can't even say the words "Russian Aggression". The man's wealth of ignorance knows no bounds.
“A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution,” #DonaldTrump actually wrote today (12/3/22). Can one use the word “unfuckingbelievable” on Twitter?
Dodgiest driver ever 🎙 crank ya sound 🔊
Listening to that Fucker Carlson, I'd like to add that traffic lights have always seemed to me to be an infringement of my personal liberty, and that people's slavish obedience to them shows the alarming effect on individual freedoms brought by such socialist nanny-state measures
Here’s an epilogue to my #PhiresideWithPhil with Larry David where he roughs me up for missing the US Open. Please don’t take it seriously. I’m guessing neither of Larry’s daughters (Emmy or Emmy) were school Prez or the grad speaker. #ProudDad 🤗
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