Maury ❤️🔥
@MauriceMathBook
I am new to Twitter and trying to be better at it
There’s a lady named Candy going around telling people I’m her fiancée this isn’t true she and I were a hot item for like four years but it’s not like it was serious if she reaches out to you do not tell her how to contact me she still has the ring I gave her back when ugh
It’s not a coincidence all of Maury’s friends are beautiful inside and out
Met a grown man yesterday with a bedtime said he’s in bed every night by 10 I told the guy he needs to find a little more respect for himself
I am so lucky I am self employed I just realized how difficult I am to work with
Latch on the shed is broken but I’m too lazy to fix it
And a little bit of chicken fried cold beer on a Friday a pair of jeans that fit just right
Jazz is a regular ass cat haha
Animals like me a lot many men seem skeptical of me I think they recognize I’m allied with the same forces of nature they have rejected by becoming reliant on technology I won’t even drive a car with a back up camera
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