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@MauriceMathBook

I am new to Twitter and trying to be better at it

I am far from okay but I will be alright


Fighting for my life


Uh oh


There’s a lady named Candy going around telling people I’m her fiancée this isn’t true she and I were a hot item for like four years but it’s not like it was serious if she reaches out to you do not tell her how to contact me she still has the ring I gave her back when ugh


Should I write a book


Pond scum is good for your immune system


I saw some pancakes online the other day


It’s not a coincidence all of Maury’s friends are beautiful inside and out


Met a grown man yesterday with a bedtime said he’s in bed every night by 10 I told the guy he needs to find a little more respect for himself


Can vegans eat bagels


Stranger thing eleven


I am so lucky I am self employed I just realized how difficult I am to work with


Latch on the shed is broken but I’m too lazy to fix it


And a little bit of chicken fried cold beer on a Friday a pair of jeans that fit just right


Jazz is a regular ass cat haha

he was raised by a regular ass cat 😭

DailyMantle3's tweet image. he was raised by a regular ass cat 😭


Animals like me a lot many men seem skeptical of me I think they recognize I’m allied with the same forces of nature they have rejected by becoming reliant on technology I won’t even drive a car with a back up camera


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