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Megan Broadbent

@MauriceYangkjs

Don't give me mix signals, just keep it real


A real woman doesn't have to throw dirt on another females name to feel more secure about herself


If?He?Has?A?Girl?Friend?Back?The?Hell?Up?And?If?She?Has?A?Boy?Friend?Back?Up?Get?Yo?Own?Boo?


Teachers act fake when the principal comes in the classroom.


My car runs on gas, not friendship. So pay the fuck up.


Every female knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks "So when we gonna chill?"


Too many people getting comfortable saying the word "nigga"


Taken is the adult version of finding nemo.


I ignored your call 3-4 times in a row and all of a sudden, a BLOCKED call pops up, who the H E L L you tryna fool? I know thats yo ass.


I'll ride with you through bullshit, just don't bullshit me.


You are never too old for Disney movies.


#WaysToGetShot Leave the door open when you leave my room.


I cant stand when people say a babies age in months after a year old. "Yeah he's 29 months old." -_- Bitch don't make me do math.


Me: Babe, are you jealous? Her: No. Me: Are you sure? Her: Yes. Me: Kiss me. Her: GO KISS THAT BITCH WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!!


It's going to be drizzy outside. Expect a lil wayne.


1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, pushed mom out the way. Grabs phone... The message: "K"


If your boyfriend only wants you for your breast, thighs and legs; Send him to KFC. You're a lady, not a value meal!


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