Uncle Max
@Max_Detweiler
@thenortonschool wrote a play about me and @elsa_schraeder for #hff15. MAX & ELSA: NO MUSIC. NO CHILDREN. do come.
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there's something exciting in the air, @Elsa_Schraeder, but i can't quite put my finger on it.
a million dollar smile, though, @Elsa_Schraeder. @ErinCarere @hollywoodfringe #hff15
you said that would stay between us and emile's ruined aubusson rug, @Elsa_Schraeder! @hollywoodfringe #hff15
i'll be there, but just so you know, the drinks are not ON me. they will be IN me. @hollywoodfringe @ErinCarere @Elsa_Schraeder #hff15
with a wit as sharp as valyrian steel, @Elsa_Schraeder. also, i'd bring LOADS of guns, duh. #hff15
that's not fair, @Elsa_Schraeder. when properly minked, nothing can stop me – not even a silly little oath. CROW CUDDLE TIME. #hff15
okay i know i used to swing lannister, @Elsa_Schraeder, but after this last game of thrones episode, i'm night's watch ALL THE WAY. #hff15
if this is your way of asking whether to buy that art nouveau diamond-amethyst stick pin, @Elsa_Schraeder, the answer is OBVIOUSLY. #hff15
exactly! and i, for one, am GREAT with lists. secondly... well, we have time. we'll figure it out, @Elsa_Schraeder. @StephenAtHome #hff15
i know they already settled on @StephenAtHome, but i think WE should be the ones taking over the late show, @Elsa_Schraeder. #hff15
cal loses his love on the titanic, his fortune in the 1929 crash, and then commits suicide OFF-SCREEN? it's gold, @Elsa_Schraeder. #hff15
oh, but @Elsa_Schraeder, i already have. I ALREADY HAVE. #hff15
take it back, @Elsa_Schraeder! sal was a gift from the televisory gods. he could both sing AND draw. do you know how rare that is?!? #hff15
you know i don't do well with endings, @Elsa_Schraeder. also, what happened to sal? why wasn't the show about him and his journey? #hff15
because! throwing out enlightenment for a coke ad? peggy settling for stan? bobby burning toast? hacky sack, @Elsa_Schraeder. #hff15
i do, @Elsa_Schraeder. it also has tom hardy and that tall blonde from south africa who won an oscar for not wearing any makeup. #hff15
mad max? no, @Elsa_Schraeder, not because it's loosely based on my life lol. it features the dissolution of society as we know it! #hff15
how about avengers 2, @Elsa_Schraeder? a bevy of men in tights overcoming their differences to save the world? sounds like a dream. #hff15
you silly strumpet, @Elsa_Schraeder. let's see pitch perfect 2! so many a capella-related hijinx. the stakes could NOT be higher. #hff15
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