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wait a minute...🤔

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HARRISON FORD with a zinger of a joke on Letterman.


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RIOT!

The scariest Halloween decorations EVER.. 🧵🎃 1.

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“How was #AgathaAllAlong ?” Me:


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40 Years Ago Today, July 27, 1984, Prince’s opus “Purple Rain” made its theatrical premiere. A true icon of musical cinema #Prince #PurpleRain #PurpleRain40

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Love my birthday cake!🎂 Especially the shapes in the eyes! #Publix #WhereShoppingIsAPleasure

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Adulthood is a joyless endeavor.


Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Cavill will be the voice of Herbie in Fantastic Four!

He was offered something else and he accepted



Well, I had a good run. Over 18 months at the job before the daily morning nausea and vomiting commended. 🤮


Listening to my coworkers, who are so excited for this afternoon’s holiday party, I realize I am the Grinch listening to Whoville.


It’s beginning to look a bit like Christmas…

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11.30.2012 - 11.29.2023 We love you. For All Time. Always.

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For All Time. Always.

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