Maxim
@Maxim1990
I fully believe that if I were 35% hotter, I’d rule the world.
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Going to leave twitter and hopefully do less social media in general 😅 Give me a week to adjust and come find me on instagram @maximvansomeren
Going to leave twitter and hopefully do less social media in general 😅 Give me a week to adjust and come find me on instagram @maximvansomeren
if twitter goes down i will not join the next social media i will attempt to become normal
Sometimes it’s nice to have a little cry. It’s less nice when that cry happens because a fly flew straight into your eye while you’re biking. Today was a fly-eye-bike-cry day.
This motherfucker held my kitchen hostage the entire day and as soon as animal services comes to take him away, he vanishes. A troll bird. I am angry.
this should be as big of news as the notre dame fire imo. polynesian history is incredibly rich and the people of rapa nui were the most skilled sailors/explorers ever (yes, ever!). this history is important and deserves all our preservation efforts. they’ve already lost so much.
A fire on Chile's Easter Island has caused irreparable damage to its iconic ‘Moai’ stone statues. The blaze swept through Rapa Nui National Park earlier this week, causing several stones to crack, Mayor Pedro Edmunds told @Reuters reut.rs/3Vc5wAh
I’m 95% sure it’s just a weird door making noises right now, but I’m staying in bed just in case it’s a ghost.
The Queen is way more OP than the King?? Feminism gone wild
“It was dark! I couldn’t find your tiddie!” - me, at a birthday last weekend
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Should I just start a menial office job just so I have access to a printer?
I was hoping the end of the world would be more monster hunting and less… this. Energy/housing/whatever next crisis is really the most boring apocalypse we could do.
I woke up in the middle of the night to read this… This is my supervillain origin story. cnn.com/2022/07/25/bus…
Last 5 games I played? 1 Overwatch 2 Fall Guys #FallGuysUltimateKnockout 3 Returnal 4 Mortal Kombat 11 5 Pretending to be normal at the hot dentist
I pretend to be a worldly person, but deep down, I know I am a fraud. I have never ridden a mechanical bull
Nicole Richie really is the voice of a generation.
It happened again. I waved at a dog and their owner thought it was for him.
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