MaximumMagma's profile picture. Expanding the landmass... I now see the error of my ways. No longer will I seek after such an repugnant aspiration. [RP]

Maxie

@MaximumMagma

Expanding the landmass... I now see the error of my ways. No longer will I seek after such an repugnant aspiration. [RP]

Courtney. Assist me in opening this package. @VehementFatale


I'm apprehensive about opening it. Especially since it... moved.


This is... quite substantial for a regular box.


Still, you lack qualities that would allow you to be promoted.


That's why I like you, Oliver. Always obedient; yet prepared to say what you believe.


Wiser words have never been spoken, Oliver.


That's anything but racism, you halfwit.


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"That hand is a racist, I swear. HOW COULD HE LET ALL THOSE OTHER SCAMPS IN, BUT NOT ME?!"


How unamusing.


[Maxie walks forth from his office, donning a different pair of glasses. They are 2015 glasses.]


Maxie reposted

I was drunk. I don't know what YOUR excuse was. @MaximumMagma


I could have sworn that we eradicated that from existance..


We've done some rather strange things, although we dislike each other greatly... @Aquanevolence youtu.be/EvCDc9a6ZyM


Seems to be a lot of nonsense going on.


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@MaximumMagma I'LL IGNORE HOW SUGGESTIVE THIS SOUNDS AND JUST KEEP RUNNING TO MY SUBMARINE


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Maxie reposted

@MaximumMagma My name is Maxie, and I like to masturbate to mating Sandshrew.


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@MaximumMagma Are... you mocking me?


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