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Max Helms

@Maxwyo

Potrebbero piacerti

Did i not get the memo? Apparently they stoped making condoms cause everyone is getting pregnant.


It's pretty sad when you see girls pictures of them before they go out and their kids play things are in the back ground. Be a mom first.


That moment when you realize nothing is going right


Getting laid is easy. Finding a good girl is the hard part.


Your destiny does not mean happiness


That point where you know your gonna have a terrible hang over


I'm so going to make a profile on blackpeoplemeet.com


Got the spins when I fell asleep in H&R block. Good night last night


What's the point of looking back if your only going forward.


Fuck valentines day.


Doesn't matter where you are if you don't remember where you started. -Chris farley


Realizing I have HBO = great Friday night


Your the author of your own success story.


Sunglasses and Advil, last night was mad real


Orlando is the shit


>going to the gym after taking a week off for the holidays


Christmas party at work tonight. Gonna get rowdy


A little ink therapy tonight after work


Twitter is like all advertising now


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