NoSQL
@MaybeSQL
@NoSQL is one the biggest conspiracy this generation, I'm going to show you the truth. Some people might call this parody account.
To much #noSQL in the world, if I become #president I bring more #YESql into the world.. Vote for me in #2016
How in 3 easy steps to keep your job, 1) picking a #NoSQL database 2) f**k the other steps you now got a job for life! #mongoDB #Cassandra
Next time some says #NoSQL, reply by saying #NoReports or waiting for developers to add up numbers.. #missingGroupBy
NoSQL = NoConsistency, tks @googlecloud & #datastore you allow to scale inconsistent data with #NoDevOps for low cost! #BigInconsistentData
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