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Someone's gotta tell the inside story.

Case Ootes. Case closed. Now let's privatize.


What did you just say? Did you call it a "Fat Tuesday"? Yes you did! Are you gonna lie about that? That is a verbal assault!


Note to TTC: If you drive, don't text (http://dlvr.it/JZfnM). Drink instead (http://turl.ca/tgjrp).


I gave a nice speech at the Royal York yesterday. Funny, salmon and champagne taste almost as good sans gravy.


Glad you're staying, bro. http://bit.ly/fUGWS8


What's the difference between @CharlieSheen and Dalton McGuinty? Charlie Sheen is #winning


Doug thinks I should keep pressuring Nakamura, so that she resigns instead of getting "fired". We'll save the severance package.


Transfer more money, or else my nation will vote against you. (Merci pour l'excellente idée, Gilles!)


Mauling TCHC: check. Making off colour joke: check. Frightening the Libs: check. Now I can go watch Atlas Shrugged.


Ok, I take back the "crooks" bit. Adrienne says it's "libellous". Killjoy!


Amir thinks the majority of the Council supports me on TCHC. We'll vote Nakamura and her crooks out of office. Bow before my mightyness


@416647905 @slobford " I am large, I contain multitudes."


Molto bene. Gino Boy in on board. http://www.torontosun.com/news/torontoandgta/2011/03/01/17458871.html


David Mitchell, Michelle Joseph, Zahra Dhanani, Greg Kalil, Ronald Struys, Carol Osler, A. Sheikh... You're fired! Whadya mean, I can't?


Yeah, yeah. Elton John is in town. No, I got no invite. But is he a guy dressed up like a girl or a girl dressed up like a guy?


Kouvalis wants to take over my tweets. I told him to fuck off. Creative control is everything.


Giambrone, I want my $3,344 back. We need it to pay the consult... errr... efficiency experts.


1,000$ of chocolate! I finally found one real case of wasteful public spending. God bless the Toronto Community Housing Corp.


Did you hear Adrienne? They're not "consultants", they're "efficiency expert".


60% approval rating after 3 months. Touchdown!


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