Megan Hartnett
@MegaMiniMeg
I'm sure I'll eventually come up with something good for this type of thing, but for now here are some words.
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Guys, I just saw a one of those fluffy white Bernese dogs in my way to work and it was walking all alone and I nearly started crying, so it’s gonna be one of those days
The agony when your cat wants to be affectionate and rub against your legs but you’ve already dressed for work so you pat them at arms length instead 😭
Dear Young People 18 to 28: Sorry we f’d up the planet. That’s my generation’s bad, but we will all most likely be dead while you fight for water on Fury Road. That’s on us. But if you don’t vote this November 6, it’s on you, too. Help us, Millenials. You’re our only hope! 🙏🏻
If you too watched a true crime show lately and are wide awake at 1am, I find Bill Bryson’s hilarious and charming narrative to be a welcome distraction. I’m sure there’s a pun I can make with “bed bug” and “book worm” but it’s late and I’m tired.
Yesterday I learned that the reason my mom’s apps are spread out all over her phone screen in no order was so she could see our faces in the family photo that is her background no matter what 💛 #sopure
I just realized I spent what is probably my last time watching a day dawn in Lamoni... Despite my exhaustion, it’s a little bittersweet.
At that stage in my all-nighter where I get that “second wind” and you’d think I’d be all productive, but my brain just realizes it can get distracted more easily All I can think of is that the phrase “Dear Evan Hansen” matches w/ the opening notes of Hamilton’s “Dear Theodosia”
Me, studying at 1am: I’m just gonna play this rain generator so I can have background noise without distracting music... *wakes up an hour later* ...oops.
When you rehearse your intro for a phone conversation, say it perfectly, but it’s rushed, so they still don’t know what you want
Had to run from my apartment living room before my roommate pressed play on another Grey’s Anatomy episode so I could do my homework.
When you’re all shaky after a presentation but the prof says you did a good job:
Life is sometimes getting a cold and spilling water on your laptop in the same day. So, I’m jamming out to Betty Who to make myself feel better. Life doesn’t have to be all bad. #stayingpositive
Socially liberal and economically moderate, but being independent refers to evaluating arguments based on their merit, not their source.
You say you're an independent but everything you stand for sounds very liberal.
So apparently there's a bra attached to a Graceland light pole.... #thepowerofsupport
"I have so much work to do," I think to myself as I lay in bed typing this. #hellweek
Got a bag of beef jerky. Do I really want to google what happens if I eat it in one sitting? Guess I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.
*person says hello* anxiety: they don't like you me: no, I'm sure they do anxiety: okay... but they probably don't me: oh god you're right
A French bookstore seamlessly blends people’s faces with book covers trib.al/J6rRvPZ
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