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Stimmy Turner

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Wtf this gotta do with me?

RAP FACT: The pufferfish can inflate up to roughly three times its normal size for self-defense

DailyNoud's tweet image. RAP FACT: The pufferfish can inflate up to roughly three times its normal size for self-defense
DailyNoud's tweet image. RAP FACT: The pufferfish can inflate up to roughly three times its normal size for self-defense


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nonbinary opps thinkin they them


My placebo is genuinely believing listening to Megan on leg day make my azz fattah 🤭


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I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re Nene Leakes and her S6 E4 nemesis, the white refrigerator

jjaredalex's tweet image. I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re Nene Leakes and her S6 E4 nemesis, the white refrigerator

Going to the gym dressed like Adam Sandler >>>>>>


The nap that I’m about to take when I get home will be studied by scientists and historians for decades


!!!!!

anyway… do u want to rent a cabin that has an outdoor hot tub with me so we can kiss and make out in it ??????????



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My mom really needed that chicken thawed.

As you got older you realized ?



Catch me on the leg press machine doing single leg trying really hard not to fart 😚


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"Ain't no big 3 nigga it's just big me" And the other 2 niggas said "you're absolutely right, my bad"


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kendrick was showing up in cole’s nightmares like AAAAAAaaaahh *jazzy instrumental*

DijahSB's tweet image. kendrick was showing up in cole’s nightmares like AAAAAAaaaahh *jazzy instrumental*

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The only thing white people fear is diversity, equality and inclusion (DEI).

I will never test God in thid manner 😭



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when you find out the grooms bride is a whore


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"Drag is inherently sexual" and it's Sasha Velour as a dancing chair


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If I ever get pregnant, this is the image I will use for the announcement. No pregnancy test, no ultrasound, just this

honeyyyyhearted's tweet image. If I ever get pregnant, this is the image I will use for the announcement. No pregnancy test, no ultrasound, just this

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Imagine missing out on the golden age of flash games and stick figure martial arts. "Surfing the web" truly met something before the Internet was reduced to being centralized by 3 or so apps.

if you remember this, you’re old

tomwarren's tweet image. if you remember this, you’re old


I’m men

Men will buy a rotisserie chicken & a pack of Hawaiian rolls and call that dinner



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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i didn't wanna talk to anyone


Being an air sign is hard. I feel like I never have the right emotions for things 😬


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