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Final few hours before Xmas break at work


43 mins of onlypans

Cooking pot roast! Hang out with me💕 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…



Her: “you can’t watch the darts or football everyday this month?!” Me:


Liverpool now:

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Somehow Aston Villa are in the title race

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Man Utd & spurs fans every day


My favourite part of the new Netflix Frankenstein movie is when Victor eventually accepts his monster and says: “Let’s turn this Frankenstein into a Franken-Fine!”


When the fella in front of you takes the last sausage roll at @GreggsOfficial

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macallister celebrating winning a free kick

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EAAAAGGGLLLEEEEE

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Sunderland players knowing it’s now up to them to stop the Arteta Arsenal title juggernaut


When you and someone in office are wearing the god damn same shirt. The other person:

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The other person:

More demands than Real Madrid appearances

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🚨 JUST IN: Endrick has now decided the type of club he wants to join on loan in January, along with his agents: - Must be in Europe's top 5 leagues, or among Portugal's top 3 clubs (Porto, Sporting, Benfica) - Must compete in a European competition (Champions League or Europa…

theMadridZone's tweet image. 🚨 JUST IN: Endrick has now decided the type of club he wants to join on loan in January, along with his agents:

- Must be in Europe's top 5 leagues, or among Portugal's top 3 clubs (Porto, Sporting, Benfica)
- Must compete in a European competition (Champions League or Europa…


Nobody asked me to go the pub and I’m not even bothered by that. They can enjoy the pub the lot of them. Pubs full of snakes. Fook the lot of them. Just me and my workouts from now on

Hey, fuck this guy.



Every fan who’s team didn’t get to play potters West Ham or ange’s Forest


Postecoglu vs mariankis in the tunnel

Anyone remember the 'Hundred Hand Slap'? It's an effective move in sumo! 👏👏👏



Lee Dixon right now:

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🔘 9 top-flight titles 🔘 5 FA Cups 🔘 1 European title 🔘 One of football’s most passionate fanbases 🔘 A world-class new stadium Everton FC - a big club: past, present & future, @LeeDixon2.

Everton's tweet image. 🔘 9 top-flight titles
🔘 5 FA Cups
🔘 1 European title
🔘 One of football’s most passionate fanbases
🔘 A world-class new stadium

Everton FC - a big club: past, present & future, @LeeDixon2.


Tesco, M&S & every other British brand for summer 2026 right now: What if “it’s coming home” next year

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What if “it’s coming home” next year

Nottingham forest’s spell under postecoglu


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