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Finally some credit for the best cocktail bar in Philadelphia and the world, @hopsinglaundry. Unfortunately too much credit for @Merchandise7X who owes everything to me personally. phillymag.com/foobooz/2025/1…


Hey @PhilaParking, when did Race Street bet. 10th & 11th become a parking lot? It’s time to tow some cars so bring your tow trucks 🤣


Hey @PhilaParking , since when the block of Race Street between. 10th and 11th is double lanes parking garage? Pls send the Calvary, thank youse ❤️😆


I’m still waiting for confirmation if this is really @CraigLaBan 🤔 No ‘hate males’ for @hopsinglaundry from @PhillyInquirer’s readers pleaseee! 😰


I’m looking forward to “meet & serve” @gruber and @SpikeEskin at @hopsinglaundry tonight 🤷‍♂️


Thank youse for your purchases, @SpikeEskin and @gruber 🙏 These travel documents should be at your house by 12noon tomorrow or youse people will get a full refund for free delivery. God speed, gentlemen ❤️


A big thank to both @SpikeEskin and @gruber for helping me to compose this response to Jeremy The Jerk 🙌❤️🫶 Youse two can drink for free at ‘The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar’ @hopsinglaundry every Monday from now on 👍

Merchandise7X's tweet image. A big thank to both @SpikeEskin and @gruber for helping me to compose this response to Jeremy The Jerk 🙌❤️🫶
Youse two can drink for free at ‘The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar’ @hopsinglaundry every Monday from now on 👍

Yes, the rumor is true, @gruber and @SpikeEskin. We NoKo will open the first ‘Mormons Happy Ending Joint’ in #SaltLakeCity 🙌 What’s the name of the place, youse people asked? It will be called…“No Cowl Shake Soak Easy” ❤️🫶

Merchandise7X's tweet image. Yes, the rumor is true, @gruber and @SpikeEskin. We NoKo will open the first ‘Mormons Happy Ending Joint’ in #SaltLakeCity 🙌
What’s the name of the place, youse people asked? It will be called…“No Cowl Shake Soak Easy” ❤️🫶

No hate “males” for The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar @hopsinglaundry pleaseee, @SpikeEskin and @gruber 😰

Merchandise7X's tweet image. No hate “males” for The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar @hopsinglaundry pleaseee, @SpikeEskin and @gruber 😰

I just wish @gruber would stop recommending ‘The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar’ @hopsinglaundry to his readers in #WashingtonDC 🤔 We have enough butthurt inferior imperialist nut jobs here in the Northeastern US 🤷‍♂️🤣

Merchandise7X's tweet image. I just wish @gruber would stop recommending ‘The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar’ @hopsinglaundry to his readers in #WashingtonDC 🤔
We have enough butthurt inferior imperialist nut jobs here in the Northeastern US 🤷‍♂️🤣

This is the last time I’ll go out to lunch with @gruber 🤣 No hate mail please, @AmyJane 🤷‍♂️

Merchandise7X's tweet image. This is the last time I’ll go out to lunch with @gruber 🤣
No hate mail please, @AmyJane 🤷‍♂️

Hi @PhilaParking, Is it true that Race Street bet. 10th and 11th a FREE public parking lot? Asking for a friend 🤔


If @gruber and @AmyJane invited youse inferior imperialists out for dinner then youse people just go because nothing goes better with a delicious $18 pizza than 24 & 20 yrs old @domperignon and @perrierjouet 🤷‍♂️ We NoKo communists have so much to learn from youse Americans 🤣


First official review for ‘The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar’ @hopsinglaundry from @SpikeEskin and @gruber. Muchas Gracias, ringoj blanco🙌

Merchandise7X's tweet image. First official review for ‘The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar’ @hopsinglaundry from @SpikeEskin and @gruber. Muchas Gracias, ringoj  blanco🙌

True or not, @gruber? 🤔

Merchandise7X's tweet image. True or not, @gruber? 🤔

Yup, @gruber knows “the owner” of @hopsinglaundry so I’m gonna make him wait in the rain on the sidewalk for a couple hours tonight 🤣🤣🤣

Merchandise7X's tweet image. Yup, @gruber knows “the owner” of @hopsinglaundry so I’m gonna make him wait in the rain on the sidewalk for a couple hours tonight 🤣🤣🤣

Can someone pls take @SpikeEskin out on a date so he doesn’t have to come to @hopsinglaundry this weekend? 🤷‍♂️

Merchandise7X's tweet image. Can someone pls take @SpikeEskin out on a date so he doesn’t have to come to @hopsinglaundry this weekend? 🤷‍♂️

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