MericanSupes's profile picture. I work with a bunch of strange people but they're Americans..well most of them. [Rp,parody,young Justice abridged based]

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@MericanSupes

I work with a bunch of strange people but they're Americans..well most of them. [Rp,parody,young Justice abridged based]

Sees #BatmanvSuperman "...." Internal screams of horror "that 10min when We fight are good but yeah.."


"Orange girl you better have your passport"


Burns down every Taco Bell in America.


"I feel like something non American is near by..."


Every time Superboy calls me papa.."

MericanSupes's tweet image. Every time Superboy calls me papa.."

"I'm not an alien! I just have extra American spirit, that's how I got all these freedom powers!"


"So was I,right in the middle of a Kansas cornfield!"


"I didn't say I was,nobody thought Obama had a birth certificate but he did! Just like me."


"No it's 100% American, now I know how president Obama felt." He shakes his head


"I do too! My mother had it framed and on the fireplace."


"My mother only used Mexican labor that one time on the farm,she didn't know they didn't have a green card!"


"At least I have a mother.."


"Good lord no! I'm her son and my mother isn't a hussy!"


"Why just the other day I had a woman touch my hand. She was getting frisky!"


"There are plenty of women who would marry me!"


"I'm saving myself for marriage! "


"Well he is a goth.."

MericanSupes's tweet image. "Well he is a goth.."

Loud annoyed super groans "I guess I can take @TacticalClone to a baseball game and see how things go.."


"I didn't even have sex!"


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