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Matt

@Merickson135

Looking to grab some grub.

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Hi, ER Doc here. If your nose is bleeding, DO NOT TILT YOUR HEAD BACK. This just makes the blood drip down the back of your throat and you will then swallow and/or choke on it. Pinch the soft part of your nose and TILT YOUR HEAD FORWARD. Please tell your friends about this.


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That “particular individual” is Manny Oliver. Son of my classmate 17 year old Joaquin Oliver who moved to America specifically to flee violence in Venezuela, get to live his American dream and not have it shattered by an AR-15. You work for him and us. Don’t disrespect him.


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We’re asking readers to not engage in any @nytimes platforms tomorrow and stand with us on the digital picket line! Read local news. Listen to public radio. Make something from a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak.


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If @NYTimesGuild members don't have a deal soon, we’re asking readers to not engage in any @nytimes platforms tomorrow and stand with us on the digital picket line! Read local news. Listen to public radio. Pull out a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak.

NYTimesGuild's tweet image. If @NYTimesGuild members don't have a deal soon, we’re asking readers to not engage in any @nytimes platforms tomorrow and stand with us on the digital picket line! Read local news. Listen to public radio. Pull out a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak.

I’m waiting for the new documentary to drop @elonmusk #RIPTwitter

Merickson135's tweet image. I’m waiting for the new documentary to drop @elonmusk #RIPTwitter

Well you had a good run but #RIPTwitter


I think we can all say, the only reason we’re here is to witness another Titanic #TwitterDown #Twittershutdown


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Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 🧵1/

capitolhunters's tweet image. Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 🧵1/
capitolhunters's tweet image. Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 🧵1/
capitolhunters's tweet image. Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 🧵1/

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NEW: Email from Elon to the engineering team: "Anyone who can actually write software, please report to the 10th floor at 2pm today. Before doing so, please email me a bullet point summary of what your code commits have achieved in the past 6 months" 1/


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this is my greatest creation

samwaltjones's tweet image. this is my greatest creation

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✨We'll be heading over to the 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 for the 1st time in June!! 🌿 Tickets for the shows will go on sale this Friday (25 Feb)!! 😋.

SubsonicEye's tweet image. ✨We'll be heading over to the 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 for the 1st
time in June!! 🌿 Tickets for the shows will go on sale
this Friday (25 Feb)!! 😋.

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👁️👄👁️

We'll playing a show in Singapore on 13 May with our buddies @sobshaha and @cosmicchildband to raise some funds for our USA tour!!! 🤘✨ Tix go on sale this Thurs (17 March) LETS GOOO ROCK N ROLL BABYYY 😛🎸🎵

SubsonicEye's tweet image. We'll playing a show in Singapore on 13 May with our buddies @sobshaha and @cosmicchildband to raise some funds for our USA tour!!! 🤘✨ Tix go on sale this Thurs (17 March) LETS GOOO ROCK N ROLL BABYYY 😛🎸🎵


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I’m tripping that you can assault someone on live television on stage at the Oscars and just take your seat and watch the rest of the show.


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バーバーヤドン💇‍♂️


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Full translation:

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This is where we’re at: a Russian investment expert pulls out a bottle on live television to toast the end of the country’s capital markets and says he’s going back to working as a dress-up Santa Claus

Эксперт по биржевым стратегиям и экономист в эфире РБК выпил за «смерть» фондового рынка в России. Ведущая программы не ожидала ничего подобного от гостя и только лишь сказала, что «никак не будет комментировать этот флешмоб» tjournal.ru/news/552013



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I spent 20 years as an anti-tank infantryman. I respectfully disagree with your assessment. youtu.be/e5UsENUts-c

RyanMcbeth's tweet card. How do you kill a tank?

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YouTube

How do you kill a tank?


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i'm in my breakdown era 😗✌️


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"How To Succeed In Mountport"👋🐟🤏🌳 🎵#TheOfficialCastRecording


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