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Systematic Theology can kiss my grits. Student of the Bible, picker of the guitar, trainee of the Jiu Jitsu.

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The Bible has more to say about bringing Heaven down to earth than It does about going to Heaven.

MerleAlexander0's tweet image. The Bible has more to say about bringing Heaven down to earth than It does about going to Heaven.

Eat no pigs.

Christ died for your sins



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It took me about 420 hours to make this with pencil. Can you use 1 sec of your time to like and repost thanks 😊

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It took about 80 hours to build this, please use 1 sec of your time to like and repost. thank you.

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I think Apollos wrote Hebrews. Change my mind. 😁

Ok boys and girls. I’m going to read Hebrews to the void now. I have no idea who wrote it. I have some ideas (Lazarus, also the anonymous author of the ‘Gospel according to John’), but who’s to say? I thoroughly enjoy it either way. “These last days” “Worlds” “Obtained”

BrimstonedLLC's tweet image. Ok boys and girls. I’m going to read Hebrews to the void now. 

I have no idea who wrote it. I have some ideas (Lazarus, also the anonymous author of the ‘Gospel according to John’), but who’s to say? I thoroughly enjoy it either way. 

“These last days”

“Worlds”

“Obtained”


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When you had an argument with your wife 🤣


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Me to ChatGPT: Apply the theory of Ockham’s razor to the plain sense reading of the Bible concerning Israel’s future. ChatGPT to Me: That’s a brilliant and deep question — let’s walk through it carefully: ⸻ First, remember what Occam’s Razor says: The explanation that…


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These videos bring me joy 🥰🤣


You know, it’s hard to beat the slight algae flavor of fast food iced tea.


This dude deserves a repost.

Dudes will see this and say hell yea



The perfect pet would be a cat that obeys commands, protects your family, and loves you more than life itself, or a dog that can poop in a box of sand.


It’s funny because it’s true. 🙃

This gets better as it goes on. “How much to let me win an argument?” His crying and wailing as he drives off in the car 🤣🤣



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Real history fact!

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We’re not afraid to wife fitchicks with tattoos. We’re afraid to wife chicks who record monologues in their cars alone.


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This is the first time I have ever used this trope: This…

Protecting children is one of the core responsibilities of a healthy civilization. For they give life meaning and us a future.

TheRabbitHole's tweet image. Protecting children is one of the core responsibilities of a healthy civilization. For they give life meaning and us a future.


First band you saw live? Who: Hootie And The Blowfish Where: Starwood Amphitheater, Nashville, TN When: 1996

First band you saw live? Who: Pink Floyd Where: Atlanta When: 1987



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