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#Merlin : I had a dream I was eating cheese that tasted like apple pie -Gwaine

Morgana: i admit i'm very curious as to what you needed a bucket full of blood for Gwen: i needed the fake blood for our group costume. it was the only thing left needed Morgana: you wanted fake blood? Gwen: Gwen: for the sake of a peace of mind i'm not even going to ask


Gwen: why are you dressed up as morgana? Arthur: you said to dress up as something scary Arthur: nothing is scarier than morgana Arthur: except disappointing my father Arthur: but he's like that all the time so I thought I'd do something different


Gaius did none of you step back and think that maybe this was a bad idea?! Merlin: we did. we did it anyway. Gaius:


Arthur: we need more candy Gwen: only 5 kids have stopped by though? Merlin: one kid had a king arthur outfit Arthur: he said i was his favorite


Arthur: why are merlin and morgana having an argument in the middle of battle? Gwen: they're arguing about who aithusa likes more Arthur: who's aithusa? Gwen: their dragon Arthur: Arthur: Arthur: their what


Arthur: i know i sound drunk Arthur: but i swear i am not Arthur: I just have a severe concussion Merlin: this is the third one this week


Percival: physically, yes, i could fight a bird. But emotionally? imagine the toll.


Arthur: listen, i can explain... Merlin: you’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000? Percival: you’re getting 30 grand? i’m getting $1,000! Gwaine: you guys are getting paid?


Arthur: are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Morgana: i'm a knife Gwen, from across the room: they're the little spoon


Merlin: remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Morgana: stop romanticizing the past


Leon: can you please be serious for five minutes? Gwaine: my record is four, but i think i can do it


Modern au- Gwen: i'm certain you're not that petty Morgana: i once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument against arthur that I was wrong about.


Morgana, standing with her back turned: i’ve been expecting you, arthur. Arthur: how in the world did you know it was me without turning around? Morgana, who messed up the first few times: it's a talent


Arthur: help me please! Morgana: i've got two words for you. Arthur, resignedly: i bet they won't be helpful Morgana: your problem Arthur: i was right


Agravaine: don't worry sire, i have a plan Arthur: let's see it than Agravaine: TraitorSayWhat? Gaius: excuse me? Agravaine: what? Arthur: Agravaine: Agravaine: no wait-


*Arthur, asking for advice on courting Gwen* Leon: just be yourself Arthur: 'be myself'? is that really it? Arthur: how long did it take before you guys started liking me? Lancelot: couple weeks Elyan: six months Gwaine: jury’s still out Arthur: Leon: maybe don't be yourself


Arthur: father always says i'll understand when i'm older Arthur: i'm older and i understand absolutely nothing Arthur: i understand even less, actually


Elyan: despite everything we had fun on our travels Gwaine: i got stung by a swarm of bees Elyan: exactly. we had fun watching


Arthur: did you have to stab him? Morgana: you weren't there. you didn't hear what he said to me. Arthur: what did he say? Morgana: "what are you going to do? stab me?" Merlin: that's fair Arthur: he's still our father morgana


Lancelot: how long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation? Gwen: i think- Merlin: 72 hours Gwen: how do you know? Merlin: there's a dragon behind you


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