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Michael Erpenbeck

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The Carter three is 12 years old?!? What happened? Where did time go? And who’s this gremlin ass fuck pretending to be lil Wayne?


I have no idea how long I’ve had a Twitter, but I still have no idea how to use it or it’s purpose? Help a brother out here.🤷‍♂️


I’m rare, like Mr. Clean with hair. #C3


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Liz—and we cannot stress this enough…… zo n.pr/2K3fxNC


Why are men great, till they gotta be great? I just took a dna test, turns out ima 100 percent dat bitch!


Tweet what you are #GladToGive & enter to win a @getglad bag w/ Bengals game worn items! getglad.co/G2Gor

Bengals's tweet image. Tweet what you are #GladToGive & enter to win a @getglad bag w/ Bengals game worn items! getglad.co/G2Gor


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People only care when it's too late, this is a perfect example. Addiction, depression, anxiety.. not a joke. Prayers for #LamarOdom


6:00 a.m. at the gym, getting BIG. I should clarify, I'm working at a gym and getting big is eating all these doughnuts before 6:10.


Fuck these websites, give praise to the hackers.#fuckashleymadison

Hackers Appear To Post Customer Data Of Affair-Enabling Website n.pr/1JhMeMv



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tears are rolling down my face


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You're a good person, there now that you heard it, stop trying to convince people of it and just act like it.


Dude at bar; I wanna put on that put a ring on it song by Beyoncé, just to piss everyone off. ...guess I'm not everyone.


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