MethodLisa's profile picture. I never go out of character.

Lisa Dudek

@MethodLisa

I never go out of character.

I scratch your back and you massage my feet.


Sure I'll help you out. Where did you come in from?


I wish I could just plug in Matrix style and download every pun ever told so I won't do the goofy chuckle whenever I haven't heard one.


I bet none of you can't imitate my voicemail message as well as I do when I accidentally answer.


ghost reading : when someone tells you all about a book they have read


It's about your performance art increasing drugs. We all worry about you. Can you just sit down so we can talk?

MethodLisa's tweet image. It's about your performance art increasing drugs. We all worry about you. Can you just sit down so we can talk?

Do you swing? Park here.

MethodLisa's tweet image. Do you swing? Park here.

I mostly don't worry about cell phone radiation but when I do it kinda gets to me in a huge wave of paranoia. Just thougt I'd share that.


Uhm, yeah... Sure I wanna hold your baby.

MethodLisa's tweet image. Uhm, yeah... Sure I wanna hold your baby.

Keeping a diet up would be easier if super foods didn't always lose to super villain foods.


I just dropped my phone and it tried to call my mom. To tell on me I can only assume.


Best male actor goes to Leo for being totaled on ludes in Wolf of Wall Street. He also does it again for a whole movie but now it's a bear.


Once a tweet makes you hear the Benny Hill Show theme in your head it keeps happening over and over again.


Your focused meditation sounds great but have you heard of naps? I think they will blow your mind!


Just expressing what the world's most wool-yielding sheep reminds me of. I'm out of kush btw.

MethodLisa's tweet image. Just expressing what the world's most wool-yielding sheep reminds me of. I'm out of kush btw.

I always carry a can of pepper spray, an expandable baton and a rhythm stick. Better safe than sorry.


Can you show me on this doll where the train touched you , Thomas?

MethodLisa's tweet image. Can you show me on this doll where the train touched you , Thomas?

I need to work on disagreeing with attractive people as much as I arbitrarily assume the opposite opinion of everyone else.


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