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Fuck you Larry, I hope Hooter's has a good retirement plan. #mets


Them Wilpons better find some munny quick-fast-in-a-hurry and start spendin' it on some ballplayers 'fore the whole Citi is empty.


Fred Wilpon is the egg mcmuffin of shitty owners. #mets


Where is Andy Pettitte's 50-game suspension for using PED's ?


Valley Fever?? Are you shittin' me?? #mets


Holy shit we're gonna suck this year.


Beltran whored himself to the Yankees again before signing? This guy makes Colombian hookers look classy.


Why didn't Dillon Vader just use the force and pinch-choke the batter?


If you wanna hear why the Einhorn deal fell apart put on WFAN right now. Recommend vodka/rocks. #mets


Broken bat walk-off. Gotta be honest, the balk-off was more fun. And by "more fun" I mean like smashing 1 toe with a hammer instead of 2.


The culture is finally fixed on this team. Now if we could just add more talent. Oh wait, golden boy just walked out. Drats.


These Dos Equis commercials on WFAN have jumped the shark.


Hey BoPa, if we wanted to walk guys we'd bring in Izzy. #parnell


Greg Pomes said the earthquake was overrated and classic Mets underachieving. #firesandy


Of all the writers who's the champion at Quarters? Gotta be Heyman, no? @StevePopper @dplennon @briancostawsj


Do the Mets beat writers just drink straight scotch during games like this? @dplennon @briancostawsj @stevepopper


Drill that fat princess Timmy!


Is Raplh Kiner in the Witness Protection Program?


Every Milwaukee player has a bad beard. K-Rod fits right in.


Was Princess Fielder mocking "the Claw"? lockerz.com/s/131193797


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